Praise the Lord !

LadyFish

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This has probably been posted before but guess what? I don't care. I think its cute. :p

NOTE: Athiests, please take no offence.

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There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell, "Praise the Lord"

One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady. So after a month or so of her yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord."

Yet, the little old lady continued. One cold, wintry day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, " Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no more food."

The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. "Praise the Lord," she yelled. The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no Lord, ha ha ha, I bought
those groceries!"

The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the Lord, You sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"
 

QC

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Re: Praise the Lord !

lol @ Frogger
 

Pony

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I hadn't heard that one LF. Thanks8)
 

heycods

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Ohhhhhhhh that is soooooooooooo old. :devil: made me say it o:) good`un o:)
 

LFK

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Re: Praise the Lord !

Very cute. Think she'll starve next winter, or will the athiest keep falling for it?
 

LubeDude

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I know that this is a Joke, but we had something like that happen to us. One time when I had recently moved from Arizona back to Oregon, after we got everything paid for and all the deposits done and moved in we were broke as I hadn`t got a check yet from my new job and had no food in the house. We prayed about it and were about to call a local church and there was a knock on the door. Some people across the street were standing there and said, "We are moving and going to California in the morning and we can`t take all this perishable food, could you use it"?

Coincidence????????

Nope!!!
 

12Footer

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Re: Praise the Lord !

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voodoo said:
Ungrateful old hag, aint she?
Praise the Lord!! Bwahahahhahaha.


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From SW Florida, A proud member of iboats since
March 25, 2001

The old me
 

Link

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Re: Praise the Lord !

LubeDude said:
I know that this is a Joke, but we had something like that happen to us. One time when I had recently moved from Arizona back to Oregon, after we got everything paid for and all the deposits done and moved in we were broke as I hadn`t got a check yet from my new job and had no food in the house. We prayed about it and were about to call a local church and there was a knock on the door. Some people across the street were standing there and said, "We are moving and going to California in the morning and we can`t take all this perishable food, could you use it"?

Coincidence????????

Nope!!!

Neat story LD
Nothing happens by accident!
:)
 
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