potty training

rosco_59

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My Lovely wife always complained when I would accidentally leave the toilet seat up. Well i make sure I put it down now along with the cover lid. Now she is complaining about putting the lid down, she said she has to put it up to use it. I told her it looks nicer with the lid down. Still not happy.
 

JB

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Re: potty training

Well, if you can get by that one, try training her that the paper should come off the top of the roll, not the bottom.
 

Plainsman

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Re: potty training

I had that problem until I just left the seat down and ...opps sorry dear. Now I can forget to put it down and not get into trouble.
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: potty training

Tell her that both sexes should put the lid down after every use.

Show her the video of how when the toilet flushes it atomizes the "waste" and allowes little droplets to deposit up to five feet away.

Closing the lid before flusing eliminates that problem.

Dont mention the fact that humans have maneaged to survive for a very long time with waste all over their houses.

Ken
 

QC

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Re: potty training

IMHO this is a female issue not a male one. They use the device in only one manner, so they have a vested interest in checking before they sit dow . . . My story and I am sticking to it unless I am talking to Mrs QC!!!
 

xtraham

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Re: potty training

mutual agreement here I pick it up she puts it down
if I forget to pick it up I whipe the seat......
if she forgets to put it down she whipes HER seat........
 

Bart Sr.

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Re: potty training

Be like Pop,not like Sis-Raise the seat before you p###.

Be like Sis ,not like POP-Lower the seat before you squat.
 
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