Kids ..... Grrrrrr

Mark42

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Last week the waste pipes in the house backed up and sewage was pouring out of the old cloths washer discharge pipe in the basement. At least it was in my work shop and not in the finished part of the basement.

So I pick up a snake from the rental store and run about 20 feet of snake in the 4" main and hit something "squishy" feeling in the pipe. Pulled out what looked like shredded cotton baby wipes. The type you are NOT supposed to flush. Well, I figured I pushed the clog through to the septic tank and filled two bath tubs up stairs, then let them drain and nothing bubbled out the washer pipe. Gave the kids a firm lecture on not flushing wipes, and took them out of the bathrooms so the littlest (3 years old) would not be tempted to flush them.


Last night the same thing happened and this time it was worse. More sewage all over the floor of the shop. So I called a plumber to come clean the 4" drain figuring I didn't do a good job.

The plumber called me back, said it would cost $250 to come do it. Told me it would cost more if he had to dig up the cleanout on the tank outside. So I did it. Spent an hour in the dark digging around about 18" deep in the lawn and finally found a 12" round concrete cap. When I pulled it up, to my surprise was a huge clog of diapers! So I pulled out wads of expanded diapers and WOOSH! the water came flowing from the house into the tank.

So the plumber calls a little while later and asks if I found the cleanout. I told him I did and removed the clog and everything seems to be working well. He told me to get a length of 6" pvc and a cap and fit it in the tank so next time I just have to pull the cap and not dig around. So I did. Great guy! No charge, good advice. He is going to be first on my list next time I need a plumber.

So I go ask my litte boy if he flushed some diapers in the toilet. He thinks a moment, then says with a big smile YEAH!

He is lucky he is so cute. Thats why he is still alive today.

 

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Re: Kids ..... Grrrrrr

Oh mercy! Markmarkmark....
That brings back "fond" memories of when my three kids were that age. I would love to know what the facination with toilets and garden hoses is with them... My boy washed my truck once --- INSIDE thru the open window.. I drove it to werk, putting-up with the "Wet yer pants again,Seanski?" comments FOR OVER A WEEK!
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I'm glad your plumming was repairable. And God DOES make them so stinkiin cute so you don't kill em.... samey-same with pre house broken puppys. My min pins would've ended-up at the pound, but they get ya right in the "cute bone".


 

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Re: Kids ..... Grrrrrr

Mark
Wait till they get older, the things they do cost more and they are not as cute as they used to be.... LOL :%
 

JB

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Re: Kids ..... Grrrrrr

I guess I was lucky with septic systems, etc.

Did have one incident, though. Bought the Love Of My Life a very expensive set of Chanel #5. She found daughter pouring it in the toilet. :%

"What are you doing that for??"

"It says "toilet water" on it so I was helping out by putting it there."

That's what we got for teaching her to read at 3-4.8)
 

Mark42

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Re: Kids ..... Grrrrrr

Well, I can always look at the bright side and say I saved $250 in drain cleaning bills!

 

rwise

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LOL, my son kept flushing the bar of soap! Dam* near impossible to get out, had to change the kamode twice:devil: then I had enuf spares I could keep water in them setting in the yard and the soap would eventually melt :/ payback is coming he and his gal are expecting in February d:)8):devil:
 

KaGee

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Just wait till they start driving! :^
 

Twidget

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My son somehow managed to flush the spring loaded piece that holds the toilet paper down the commode. It made it to the top of the curve and expanded...new toilet.
 

Kenneth Brown

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Re: Kids ..... Grrrrrr

Minw flushed the wire hanger on the "mint" that hangs over the edge. It would work for a day or two then clog. Then it'd work again. After 2 weeks of this I bought a new toilet. I just had to see what was in the old one. I took a 32 oz ball peen to the side off it. did you know this was a BAD idea? Piece of porcilin went through blue jeans and sliced me about 1.5 " long.
 

Ron G

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Re: Kids ..... Grrrrrr

if this every happens again you can pull the toilet and run a peice of wire through it and attach the wire to a log chain and clean them out...dont askd:)
 

Tail_Gunner

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Re: Kids ..... Grrrrrr

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Ummm you can alway's get even, it's good for the soul..:devil:
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: Kids ..... Grrrrrr

My 4 yr old just pulled of some stunts in rapid succession.

Poured full baby powder dispenser all inside the little playroom beneatth the stairs. She was covered in powder, looked like a ghost. Still havent cleaned that one yet.

Poured fingernail polish on her hands then put handprints all inside her closet. Lots of fingernail polish remover and about 2 days to get it off her hands.

Poured a bag of confetti and large bag of rubber bands all over her room to have a fiesta. Cleaned that one last night.

A couple of years ago she put something down the toilet, cant remember what. Had to pull the toilet off.

Ken
 

woodrat

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Re: Kids ..... Grrrrrr

I used an old motorcycle chain to get a toilet unplugged once.... what a mess! But at least we didn't have to get a new toilet.
 
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