One for AK Chappy!

[KaGee]

Cleveland Browns
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cleveland Browns.

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep the Cleveland Browns out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A: To The Browns Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Cleve land Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Canton have a professional football team?
A: Because then Cleveland would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


Sorry! Just had to post it. If we can't laugh at our Browns, all that's left is to cry! :%

 

[AK_Chappy]

Re: One for AK Chappy!

LMAO!!

I gotta admit, some of those are true.

4 quarters out of a dollar........

Yup, which quarter are we gonna play good this week?


I can't wait until Saturday though. I got dinner at an Italian restaurant riding on that game.

Browns play Pittsburgh at Cleveland. Depends on who wants it more.

AK Chappy

 

[AK_Chappy]

Re: One for AK Chappy!

Some interesting Tidbits though!!

STILL SPECIAL--The Browns special teams units continue to shine.

Dennis Northcutt still is the NFL's top punt returner. He averages 14.8 yards per return with 267 yards on 18 attempts.

Joshua Cribbs, meanwhile, ranks fourth in kick returns, averaging 26.8 yards per attempt.

Kicker Phil Dawson is third in the NFL in kickoffs for touchbacks with 11. The team is third in the NFL in average starting spot for drives after kickoffs (30.4) and is this in the NFL in opponent's average (23.3).

Northcutt owns an AFC season-high with 104 punt return yards in the team's game at San Diego on Nov. 5, while Dawson holds the NFL mark for most field goals in a game by a kicker with 6 in the same game.

QUICK HIT STATS: With a pick Sunday against the Falcons, safety Sean Jones ranks tied for second in the NFL with 5 interceptions...Kamerion Wimbley is third in the NFL in sacks by a rookie. He has 5.5, which trails the Bears' Mark Anderson (7.5) and the Broncos' Elvis Dumervil (6.0)...The Browns are tied for last in the league in turnover ratio at minus-8. But interestingly enough, with whom do they share the distinction? The Oakland Raiders and, yes, the defending Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers

Now, if the rest of the team would play!!

AK Chappy