Things your wife won't let you do

[technostingray]

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The overall list would be to large to publish. Basically, I make all the big decisions like, who will be President, who will be Mayor, etc. She makes all the little decisions lie who is going mow the lawn, wash the car, cook dinner or go out, what time we get up, when we go to bed, do we or don't we, etc.....:}

 

[xtraham]

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long story..........

 

[waterinthefuel]

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Wife? What's that?

 

[Haut Medoc]

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Wife? What's that?

It's just like your significant other...But female....

 

[Reel Poor]

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She won't let me mow. She says I'm to hard on the lawnmower and she doesn't want me to tear it up. Every now and then when shes gone, I get it out and mow the yard just to try and suprise her. Then she gets all huffy about it.

I hope you at least bought her a powered walk behind RP. Never in my life had I seen women mow lawns before I moved to the PNW. Now I see it all the time and the husbands are often too cheap to even buy their wifes a powerered walk behind mower.

I suspect most cases are unlike yours RP, the women are out doin it cause the husband is too lazy.

Boom she's not even walkin, she's ridin. I had a gravely like the one below and she wouldn't use it, she said "it's to big". :^

Sooooo two summers ago she went out and bought her own Husqavarna 24hp with a 50 inch cut. Thats the reason she gets huffy, because she bought it with her own hard earned money. I'm thinking about buying her a bagger for Christmas. What cha think? :^

 

[Link]

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Reel Poor
Me thinks a bagger is a good idea!
Hmmm
Wife just bought herself a new 4 cycle weed whacker..
Maybe I'll buy her one of the exchangeable heads for it

Wife won't tell me where she keeps her pistol? :$
Does that count??
Without being silly (other women etc) about the only thing she won't let me do is tear down and clean her weapon after we have been out shooting. She enjoys doing it herself.

Oh there are two things.
She WON'T let me cut those &%^$ Holly bushes in the back yard. Or at the cabin!
She WON'T let me get rid of her rock pile. Rocks are people to don't ya know!

Thats about it.

It's only been 24 years so far.. me thinks I'm going to win with them rocks!

 

[stan_deezy]

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Reel Poor
She WON'T let me get rid of her rock pile. Rocks are people to don't ya know!


It's only been 24 years so far.. me thinks I'm going to win with them rocks!

Bet ya don't! That's where she hid her first husband! :^

Ms Deezy won't let me hoover: says I do it "wrong"? WTH is that all about? We used to have a pet hamster too and she won't let me feed it (to the cats).

Come to think of it I haven't seen that hamster for a while, certainly not since the hoover started making that funny squealing noise................

 

[LadyFish]

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LMAO at Stan.:} Poor hamster.

Maybe you don't make the crisscross patterns right, that'd be my reason.d

 

[Tyme2fish]

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I refuse to teach my wife how to operate a chain saw. We live in a log home and I'm scared to death what she might attempt!!!

 

[levittownnick]

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Can I make a list of what she will allow? It would a much shorter list.

 

[rolmops]

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Um..ok... But back to the question at hand, rolmops...

Does she have a sister (or maybe a daughter?), that's single, and HOT (or at least mediocre)....d

She does have 2 sisters and we have 2 daughters,who are both young,smart, beautiful and sometimes single.
It takes a very special man to survive the guilt trips that these five women can lay on you,so be very careful what you wish for.

 

[JasonJ]

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Other than gettin' with other ladies, there is nothing my wife won't let me do. She is thankful of my OCD which compels me to clean, fix, adjust and/or replace anything within my line of sight. She feels true pity for her friends who have husbands that are only good for keeping the couch from floating off of the floor or bringing home the money. I don't cook, however. Not because I can't but because she has to have something to do...

 

[harkawy]

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She won't let me learn how to fly an airplane. She says if I want to fly, I can do it using a Flight Simulator. That way, if I crash, I won't get hurt.

 

[puddle jumper]

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Im aloud to do anything but play in her gardens.

 

[Link]

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stan_deezy:
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She WON'T let me get rid of her rock pile. Rocks are people to don't ya know!
It's only been 24 years so far.. me thinks I'm going to win with them rocks!
Bet ya don't! That's where she hid her first husband! :^
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Good point...
Me may rethink this rock bit!

 

[fireman57]

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I am not allowed to eat hard boiled eggs while I drink beer. Can't blame her much.

 

[KeltonKrew]

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mine won't let me eat mushroom swiss burgers or break wind in bed....that really ticks her off.....:$

 

[snapperbait]

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Um..ok... But back to the question at hand, rolmops...

Does she have a sister (or maybe a daughter?), that's single, and HOT (or at least mediocre)....d

She does have 2 sisters and we have 2 daughters,who are both young,smart, beautiful and sometimes single.
It takes a very special man to survive the guilt trips that these five women can lay on you,so be very careful what you wish for.

Oh... Guilt trips....... Been there...done that...got the t-shirt...

note:
Gentlemen... For your own personal safety... If you do laugh when a female trys to lay down a guilt trip on ya, keep your guard up.

 

[aspeck]

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Mine won't let me shave! I didn't shave the first few days of deer season and now she wants to see what it looks like "grown in." Guess I have about another week of this facial hair before I can cut it off (But she absolutely will NOT let me shave off the 'stache).