Bathroom Humor

WillyBWright

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You can blame aspeck for this thread. ;)

Back in college, I wrote a few things on the bathroom stall walls. Who hasn't? Some years later I bought a book at Goodwill titled something like "Bathroom Graffitti in the BigTen". A collection of graffitti from college restrooms. Reading through it, I came accross a familiar phrase, and sure enough it was credited to a stall I once visited. Based on an old Alka Seltzer jingle...

Plop Plop
Wizz Wizz
Oh what a relief it is.

So unoficially, I'm a published poet.

What have you seen or written worthy of note here on the venerable iboats forum? (Keep it as clean as possible, please) ;)
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Bathroom Humor

They paint these walls
to stop my pen
but the sheethouse poet
has struck again

 

rolmops

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Here I sit in stinking vapor.
Someone stole the toilet paper.
How much longer
must I linger
Till I have to use my finger.



please ignore my signature.
 

Kenneth Brown

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Re: Bathroom Humor

My original and I'm quite proud of-- Please flush twice, its a long ways to the kitchen. I used this in restraunts and fast food places.


Here I sit on the pooper giving birth to another state trooper.
 

Plainsman

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Here I sit
all broken hearted
tried to $h!^
But only f@%t#d

:%
 

Scaaty

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Hurts trying to launch a Meatloaf, huh? 8)
 

Tyme2fish

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Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their stuff in little balls.
Those who read these words of whit
Eat those little balls of stuff

One word changed to avoid a zapp. (I hope)
 

Aquaman

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EricKems said:
Here I sit
all broken hearted
tried to $h!^
But only f@%t#d

:%

And if it's a pay toilet you can add:

Wasted a dime
Oh what the hale
At least I can sit
And enjoy the smell
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Bathroom Humor

Please be careful
When you sit on the seat
The crabs in here
Can jump three feet
 

Bart Sr.

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Coming back from Canada years back I stopped to TCB
and while sitting and reading the graffiti I noticed one down by the base trim so naturally I leaned over to get a better look.It read:

You are now cra--ing at a 45* angle
 

crunch

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I can't believe I'm responding to this thread.... oh-well.

Here I sit in opal bliss,
Listening to the dripping pizz,
Now and then a fard is heard,
A signal from a coming teard.. :$
 

stevieray

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Re: Bathroom Humor

Same here, cbc.

In days of old when knights were bold & toilets weren't invented
They'd drop their loads in the midst of the roads & walk away contented
:p
 

i386

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I was in a porta-john on a construction site once.

Right above the "urinal thing" that hangs on the wall someone wrote:

Mexican Hard Hat Holder
 

crunch

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stevieray said:
Same here, cbc.

In days of old when knights were bold & toilets weren't invented
They'd drop their loads in the midst of the roads & walk away contented
:p

lmao.gif
Thank dog I wasn't "sippin" when I read that.... :p
 

Haut Medoc

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Here I sit .....
Cheeks a flexin'.....
Giving birth.....
To another Texan!.....:devil:
 

RubberFrog

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12 inch turd and it's my bester,
just gave birth to another northwester! :devil:
 

Haut Medoc

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Sorry you had to strain for that one, Frog!:'(
Easy now, or you'll blow an O-ring...;)d:)
 
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