Skiuseme
Chief Petty Officer
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There's a guy from Green Bay(Packer fan) driving to Chicago, and a guy
from Chicago(Bear fan) driving to Green Bay. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says "Man, I'm really lucky to be alive"! Likewise the Bears fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, " I can't believe I survived this wreck"!
The Bear fan walks over to the Packer fan and says," Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals".
The Packer fan thinks for a moment and says," You know, you're
absolutely right.We should be friends. Let's see what else survived this wreck"!
So the Packer fan pops his trunk and finds a full bottle of Jack
Daniels. He says to the Bears fan,"I think this is another sign from
God that we should toast to our newfound understanding and
friendship".
The Bear fan says, "You damn right!" He takes the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Bear fan hands it back to the Packer backer and says, "Your turn."
The Packer fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says. "Nah, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
from Chicago(Bear fan) driving to Green Bay. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says "Man, I'm really lucky to be alive"! Likewise the Bears fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, " I can't believe I survived this wreck"!
The Bear fan walks over to the Packer fan and says," Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals".
The Packer fan thinks for a moment and says," You know, you're
absolutely right.We should be friends. Let's see what else survived this wreck"!
So the Packer fan pops his trunk and finds a full bottle of Jack
Daniels. He says to the Bears fan,"I think this is another sign from
God that we should toast to our newfound understanding and
friendship".
The Bear fan says, "You damn right!" He takes the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Bear fan hands it back to the Packer backer and says, "Your turn."
The Packer fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says. "Nah, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
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