As my wife and I were traveling to OSU last evening, the radio DJ told a joke I found quite funny.
Wife: "you know, my breast are somewhat small, I am thinking of having some work done. Do you think they are ok?"
Husband: being the supportive person he is, says, " I will support you with whatever you decide."
Wife: "I really don't want surgery, maybe some herbal pills or something similar."
Husband: feeling depressed at this point says, "why don't you try rubbing a piece of toilet paper between them a few times a day."
Wife: "well, I have nothing to lose, ok, I will give it a try." As she stands their rubbing the piece of TP between her breasts, she asks, "do you really think this will work?"
Husband: without batting an eye, responds, "hey, look what it did to your butt."
Wife: "you know, my breast are somewhat small, I am thinking of having some work done. Do you think they are ok?"
Husband: being the supportive person he is, says, " I will support you with whatever you decide."
Wife: "I really don't want surgery, maybe some herbal pills or something similar."
Husband: feeling depressed at this point says, "why don't you try rubbing a piece of toilet paper between them a few times a day."
Wife: "well, I have nothing to lose, ok, I will give it a try." As she stands their rubbing the piece of TP between her breasts, she asks, "do you really think this will work?"
Husband: without batting an eye, responds, "hey, look what it did to your butt."