Mine is Lewis Black. He's just keeps getting funnier every time I listen to him.
"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because any time you say soy juice, you actually start to gag."
"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because any time you say soy juice, you actually start to gag."