Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

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POINTER94

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Re: Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

Swordplay and porn, didn't see this outcome. 8)
 

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Funny story for sure, but the prosecuter should pay for the door and they should give the guy a medal . . . Instead, what'll happen is people will just be reminded to keep to themselves :|
 

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I was thinking that volume on the tv must have been up pretty high for the people below you to think they hear someone getting raped and screaming.
 

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I'm not sure what I think of this. Yeah, he thought he was being a hero, but, the headline could just as easily been:
"Crazed intruder with sword, shot dead by tenant . Police baffled as to motive."
 

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Good point bekosh . . . :% Sounds like an upcoming CSI episode to me . . . ;) I still like the guy's guts though.
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

Methinks you might feel differently if it were your door.....
Can't even watch porn without your neighbor buttin' in....
Is nothing sacred?:)
 

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I'm gona start going to my bunker.:devil:
 

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Re: Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

He should have gotten stuck with his sword for having his porn up that loud!

What would your mother say?
 

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Re: Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

Oconomowoc is a pretty decent place to, not like it is a ghetto or anything close.

I don't think I would have pressed charges. Really, who wants all your friends and relatives to know that you get off on scenes of women getting raped and screaming at the top of their lungs?
 

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Oconomowoc is a great little town. I go there all the time to visit my uncle who lives on the River over there. Its real nice and peaceful.

I think the worst thing about this is that charging this guy is going to hinder others from helping out their neighbors when something bad really does happen.
 

oddjob

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Re: Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

I guess porn has really gone hardcore over the years. Never saw a flick like that where the women yell for help. :/
 

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"Man attacked with sword.. . ."

The MSM could really use you, Pony. What attack? Not even the porn freak victim describes an attack.
 

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JB said:
"Man attacked with sword.. . ."

The MSM could really use you, Pony. What attack? Not even the porn freak victim describes an attack.

JB I am not sure if you noticed, but I copy pasted that title word for word from the NBC affiliate news story. I did that on purpose to show how ridiculous the story is and the way it is being reported.

The paper at least titled it Man mistakes porn DVD as woman's cries for help
He faces charges after entering apartment with sword in tow
 

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Re: Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

My apologies, Pony. I missed that.

Looks like NBC already has the ideal headline writer for making mountains of molehills.8)
 

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Re: Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

Something tells me sword guy is a complete nutcase -

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Had there actually been a woman being raped when he burst in, she would have a difficult decision to make - do I stay here with the man currently raping me or take my chances with this sword wielding weirdo that may have some sort of savior complex?
 
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