I WILL figure this out honey, please go inside.

jasonh

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I borrowed my grandfather's dual axle flatbed trailer to haul our old fence to the dump a couple years ago. He lives up near Lake Texoma which is an hour or so from where I live. It was a beautiful Saturday morning when I was headed up there to return the trailer and I suddenly had the thought, "I really want to bring my boat". I stared at the trailer, grabbed my measuring tape and measured the width. Then I measured the boat trailer. I was pleased that there was plenty of room for the boat trailer to roll up onto the flatbed.

Ok, how am I getting this boat trailer up onto the flatbed? I rooted through my garage and found the come-a-long and some chain. I hooked the flatbed to my Dodge 1500 and pulled it forward. I used my two car ramps placed behind the trailer for the boat trailer wheels to roll up on. I hooked the chain to the front of the trailer and hooked the come-a-long to the boat trailer. I started ratcheting away like crazy and sure enough the trailer started to slowly creep up the ramps and onto the flatbed. My wife came out and was shocked at what I was doing. I calmly explained that since we were going to be at the lake anyway, it would be a shame not to have the boat with us. She said it looked "retarded" and "dangerous". I told her to go inside until I finished and then pass judgement.

I finally got the boat all the way up the ramps and onto the trailer. I rolled it as far forward as I could and chained the tongue to the front rail. I used a long chain and boomer across the axle to secure it down, along with chocks on both sides of the tires. I did notice the rear of my truck seemed perkier, standing high and all. That's when I realized the boat wheels were rear of the flatbed wheels; all the weight was off center raising the trailer tongue UP on my hitch. I found I could push it down ok, so I reasoned we'd be fine. My wife came out to get in and commented my truck looked "funny".

Ok, thanks sweetie, get in.

It felt weird; the steering was real light, but I pressed on. Once I got on the highway and built some speed I noticed the back of the trailer wagging like a dog. My wife noticed me noticing and got scared we were going to crash, so I slowed down and exited onto the service road. We basically drove 60 miles along US HW 75 on the service road at 40-45 and took us 2 hours to get there. But hey, we got there in one piece, I delivered the trailer back to grandpa, AND I got to take the boat out.

Well, I would have, had I not forgotten the key and fuel line in the haste of loading it onto the damn flatbed.
 

CATransplant

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Re: I WILL figure this out honey, please go inside.

Next time, load the trailer rear end first. Problem solved.
 

jasonh

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Re: I WILL figure this out honey, please go inside.

That thought did cross my mind, but I chose to leave it as is rather than lower it back down, turn it around, and re-jack it back on the trailer.

This is "Stupid Human Tricks" after all....
 

WTPhantom309

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Re: I WILL figure this out honey, please go inside.

next time, load the key and fuel line first LOL!!!!
drove all the way to del rio one time without a key , but me being the optimist/ electrician i am i hot wired it for the trip. looked like crap but it worked
 

kenmyfam

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Re: I WILL figure this out honey, please go inside.

Drove for 6 hours once to go cottaging for the week with boat, family and everything we needed for the trip........except the boat keys !!....family not amused, even the dog realised something was wrong certainly not amused, boat trailer locked to the hitch. Kids had pumped the tube up and got all the ski gear ready. Fishing rods were assembled and ready also. They did not tell me that I was stupid but they should have. Anyway, I have a million possibilities running through my mind as to how to get out of this situation without going back home and none of them are at all practical. Then it hits me !!!! Just use the spare set that I keep in the glove box in case this happens !!!
All of a sudden Dad is the hero again for having a spare set.
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: I WILL figure this out honey, please go inside.

that's why i never take you key out. and the lock on the hitch is one you have to have the key to lock, which is with the car key.
 
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