Re: BUMPER STICKERS WE'D LIKE TO SEE
Re: BUMPER STICKERS WE'D LIKE TO SEE
These are most likely never to be seen on any bumper stickers. Lori got these in an e-mail and I just had to share. Mods feel free to edit as req'd.
Well, Aren't We Just a Ray of F*cking Sunshine!
Am I Dead Yet?
If we are what we eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Rest assured, no one gives a sh*t what you think.
Ask Me About My Ability To Annoy Complete Strangers.
I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning.
Admitting you're an *****hole is the first step.
Back to your bridge you evil troll! You have no powers here!
Did You Eat A Bowl of Stupid For Breakfast?
Easy there Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced by a zucchini!
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
A bit pissy today?
You suck big time!
Please take a number and stick it up your *****.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me!
I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes now.
Damn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days.
Aren't we just the little freak of nature.
Alcohol was invented so ugly people could get laid too!
And your bullsh*t opinon would be?
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you!
I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
For a good time, call someone else.
I do whatever the little voices in my head tell me to do.
Amazingly enough I don't give a sh*t, being a crabby b*tch is part of my charm.