We got yer dumb criminals right here

jinx

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I ran across this from my home county--yessir we can really raise 'em right!

from a Washington Post article about video equipped bait cars to catch car theives:

" In one Loudoun incident that has become infamous among area police departments, a man stole a bait vehicle and was able to drive it from Leesburg to Southeast Washington because of technical difficulties. Police eventually got the suspect, minutes after the camera caught him smoking crack and masturbating. He had spent part of his ride urinating in a soda can, then drinking his urine to try to quell a case of the hiccups. He also vomited twice.

"We still crack up about that one," said Detective Chris Dengeles, of Arlington's auto theft unit."



You can't make this stuff up.

Jinx
 

ricksrster

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Re: We got yer dumb criminals right here

Was he a friend of yours? I hope not.
 

jinx

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Re: We got yer dumb criminals right here

No, I can't say that I know the, er, gentleman.

Jinx
 

ob

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Re: We got yer dumb criminals right here

Note to self:scratch that county as a prospective retirement location.Over and out.:cool:
 

CalicoKid

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Re: We got yer dumb criminals right here

Sounds like a typical commute..
 

RubberFrog

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Re: We got yer dumb criminals right here

You guys don't drink urine to quell the hiccups?
 

jinx

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Re: We got yer dumb criminals right here

Maybe it was a congressman?
 

SuperNova

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Re: We got yer dumb criminals right here

One of our middle school principals just got busted for doing those very things, although he did them in the privacy of his school office instead of in a stolen bait car.
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Stan

Oh, that's right, he wasn't smoking the crack, he was just selling it. But, he was naked and masterbating to a gay porn video when he was busted by the undercover officers. My bad.
 
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