Fly Hunting ...

aspeck

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A woman walked into her house to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh, killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, one male, five Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "one was on the TV remote, five were on the phone."
 
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