stevieray
Lieutenant Junior Grade
- Joined
- Jul 18, 2006
- Messages
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I met an older woman at a bar Friday night. She was real personable & not bad looking at all for 60-ish.
We got to having a few belts & BS-ing a bit & she asks if I've ever had the Sportsman's Double. I said I'd never heard of it & asked what it is.
She tells me it's a threesome with a mother & daughter. Well, so much for the usual gettin'-to-know-ya chit chat.
We have a few more drinks & she says this might just be my lucky night. We get in the car & head over to her place.
She opens the door, flips on the hall light & shouts upstairs...........
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Mom, you still awake?
Heard that one on the golf course Sat & proceeded to double-bogey the next 3 holes!
We got to having a few belts & BS-ing a bit & she asks if I've ever had the Sportsman's Double. I said I'd never heard of it & asked what it is.
She tells me it's a threesome with a mother & daughter. Well, so much for the usual gettin'-to-know-ya chit chat.
We have a few more drinks & she says this might just be my lucky night. We get in the car & head over to her place.
She opens the door, flips on the hall light & shouts upstairs...........
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Mom, you still awake?
Heard that one on the golf course Sat & proceeded to double-bogey the next 3 holes!
