The best comeback line ever

i386

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This may have been posted before but I though y'all might enjoy it. It's a goodun...

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other dayand you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
AMERICA, THE HOME OF THE FREE, BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE !
 

i386

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Re: The best comeback line ever

Dang, I can't believe I didn't look that one up first. It's still funny though.
 

Vlad D Impeller

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Re: The best comeback line ever

All that glitters ain't gold, but it can always be passed off as bling.:)
 

Skinnywater

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Re: The best comeback line ever

I was joking with Rubberfrog once and wrote "I got your liberal hangin'"

He wrote back "Keep your liveroll to yourself." Absolutely a brilliant comeback.
 

puddle jumper

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Re: The best comeback line ever

I bet if more kids got proper fire arm training at a young age there would be less gun related problems.
 
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