I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

[sun_runner235]

A blonde was driving in the country one day. She looked over into a field and noticed row boat setting in the middle of the beautiful green grass. Inside the boat sat another blonde, who for some reason was using paddles to "row" the boat. The first blonde stops the car, jumps out and agriliy tries to get the other blondes attention. When the second blonde finally looked up, the first blonde yells "Its Blondes like you who give other blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your *****"

 

[JB]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Have you met Ladyfish yet, Sun Runner?

You will.

 

[snapperbait]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

uh-oh........

 

[ehenry]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

OOOOOOO, Sun Runner, you best hide. Ms LadyFish will put you on her list ! !

 

[rolmops]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Why is everybody trying to make Ladyfish sound like Lady witch? Or worse with a one letter difference?
I really think she is above most of this blond stuff.I even suspect her hair is no longer blond.

 

[sun_runner235]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Hey now....my wife is blonde and SHE is the one that told the joke.

I may need to make a quick escape....does anyone know if MsLadyfish can swim?

 

[QC]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

I even suspect her hair is no longer blond.

I'm not sure who is toaster (more toast?), sun runner or rolmops . . . doh!

 

[sun_runner235]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

See! Being a blonde in a row boat isn't a BAAAAD thing

 

[Limited-Time]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Good one........BTW I think LF will get a chuckle out of it. Even if she won't admit it.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Come on SR, that's be around a long time, find a new one.

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Do the blonde jokes apply to blonde men or only to blonde women?

 

[WaterWitch2]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Do the blonde jokes apply to blonde men or only to blonde women?

Women of course.

 

[ricksrster]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

If it wasn't for blonds we'd have no funny jokes.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who almost caused a car wreck?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?

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A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

 

[dhath]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Now run an hide!!!

 

[LadyFish]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Hey now....my wife is blonde and SHE is the one that told the joke.

I may need to make a quick escape....does anyone know if MsLadyfish can swim?

Like a fish!

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Come on SR, that's be around a long time, find a new one.

Yep, yer right Spinner, I posted that one several years ago,,,,,,but you got to admit, it was a pretty good un!

BTW SR, the one with the blonde wearing the headphones saying breath in,,,breath out has been around also.

 

[gonefishie]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Did you hear about the tragedy at the Mall of America in Minnesota last week?
They had a power outtage and there were 20 blondes stuck on an escalator for 4 hours.

 

[rolmops]

Re: I find this a fitting blonde joke.....

Did you hear about the tragedy at the Mall of America in Minnesota last week?
They had a power outtage and there were 20 blondes stuck on an escalator for 4 hours.

That was not because they were blond.It was because they were Minnesotans.