Latest Political Bumper Stickers

[BoatBuoy]

1. Cheney/Satan '08

2. 1/20/09: End of an error

3. That's OK; I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway

4. Lets fix democracy in this country first

5. If you want a nation ruled by religion, move to Iran!

6. Bush . . . like a rock, only dumber.

7. If you can read this, you're not our President

8. Of course it hurts: you're getting screwed by an elephant

9. Hey, Bush supporters: embarrassed yet?

10. George Bush: Creating the terrorists our kids will have to fight.

11. America: One nation, under surveillance

12. They call him "W" so he can spell it

13. Jail to the Chief

14. No, seriously, why did we invade Iraq?

15. Bush: God's way of proving intelligent design is bullsheit

16. Bad President! No banana.

17. We need a President who's fluent in at least one language

18. We're making enemies faster than we can kill them

19. Is it Vietnam yet?

20. Where are we going? And why are we in this hand-basket?

21. You elected him. You deserve him.

22. Impeach Cheney first; of course that would make Bush president!

23. When Bush took office, gas was $1.46

24. Pray for impeachment

25. The Republican Party: Our bridge to the 11th century

26. What part of "Bush lied" don't you understand?

27. One nation under clod

28. 2004: Embarrassed; 2005: Horrified; 2006: Terrified

29. Bush never exhaled

30. At least Nixon resigned

 

[QC]

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29. Bush never exhaled

Now that one is funny . . .

 

[WillyBWright]

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Regarding #12, I'll bet his ranch brand is Uu.

 

[ricksrster]

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Please go through and explain any truth to each of these. List examples; Like how the President creates terrorists or how the president is stupid.
I don't see many stupid people with an MBA.

 

[ricksrster]

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What part of "Bush lied" don't you understand?
I guess most of Congress lied to.

 

[WillyBWright]

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Gee, seems Equal Time is demanded. How 'bout some Positive Bush bumper stickers from the conservative contingent? Any good Hillary zingers sighted yet?

 

[RubberFrog]

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"I fart to make Hillary sound better!"

 

[BoatBuoy]

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What part of "Bush lied" don't you understand?
I guess most of Congress lied to.

Ok, so you had an issue with number 26....I assume you're buying off on the others.

 

[JB]

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They are ALL lies and distortions. RATZAKRATZA libs can't debate any real issues or propose anything useful, so they sling mud.

Sign of a really weak mind and total misunderstanding of the real world.

 

[BoatBuoy]

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They are ALL lies and distortions. RATZAKRATZA libs can't debate any real issues or propose anything useful, so they sling mud.

Sign of a really weak mind and total misunderstanding of the real world.

I must assume from this that you think the conservatives never do that. All they sling is the truth and nothing but the truth. My, my, in what a gilded cage you must live.

 

[bekosh]

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#28 describes my point of view exactly.
2004: Embarrassed by the Dems.
2005: Horrified by the Dems.
2006: Terrified of the Dems.


Some of my favs.
Communism has only killed 100 millioin people. Let's give it another chance.
End over population. Support Socialized Medicine.
Criminals for Gun Control. Why should we risk being injured on the job?
Che is dead! Get over it!
US Airways. Fly with us, we're boycotted by muslims! (Now officially the worlds safest airline.)
End the vicious creation of wealth and prosperity. Vote Democrat.
Liberals support the troops, just like OJ wants to find the real killers.
My SUV burns less gas than Pelosi's jet.

 

[sun_runner235]

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[OldMercsRule]

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I must assume from this that you think the conservatives never do that.

"Never" is one of those terms smart guys like you; BB use to frame arguments. Most cornservatives don't but some do. This is a large Country: BB and both sides Right and Left have all kinds of people n' fruit loops. That said: modern Dems and Libs seem to always talk about and wish for and work towards bad news for the USA, (doesn't matter who it hurts as long as power flows to the Libs n' dim wit Dems). If they can't get bad news they make up harmfull totally dishonest slogans like you have posted here n' repeat n' repeat till the dim wits recite 'em without a second thought, (likely did not have a first thought anyway). I bet al qaeda, (in fact all the enemies of America external or internal) would n' do luv yer propaganda. That is all it is FALSE NASTY NEGATIVE propaganda that hurts America. Spades are SPADES BB. N' I call 'em as I see 'em.

All they sling is the truth and nothing but the truth.

Usually the truth n' a lil' critical thinkin' is all it takes to derail Libs n' dim wit Dems: BB. They want more taxes n' power fer Nanny Government, AND THAT IS THE TRUTH: BB. They want any and all disasters they can get here in America so they n' their ding dong buds in the MSM can blame the mean Republicans n' get more power.

My, my, in what a gilded cage you must live.

N' ya know BB, that ol' nagin' question comes ta mind: IS LIBERALISM A MENTAL DISORDER? Hmmmmmmmmm? JR

 

[waterinthefuel]

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14. No, seriously, why did we invade Iraq?

Because John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Al Gore and Bill Clinton said he had WMD's.

 

[QC]

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Don't feel alone BB, my boat backfired last week too . . .

 

[BoatBuoy]

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Don't feel alone BB, my boat backfired last week too . . .

I'm sure your wires are crossed.

 

[OldMercsRule]

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I'm sure your wires are crossed.

Hmmmmmm, Are we projectin' BB?? Are crossed wires the same as maybe a potential "mental disorder"? Food fer thought eh? JR ps: Be careful; BB! Thought; especially critical thinkin' is real dangerious fer Libs n' dim wits. Ya could wake up see through the smoke n' become Cornservative. Not likely at yer age, put thars some real power in positive thinkin' ya know!!! Great sport, BB!

 

[Terry Olson]

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Am I the only one who completely skips over OldMercsRule's posts??? I just can't push through the awkward folksy down-home English. Don't take it personally - but it makes you sound like a real hunyuck (sp???).

(I feel better - I started typing this post a dozen times but deleted it thinking it was too mean-spirited. Then I made myself read a couple of the posts and realized that you probably don't know what mean-spirited is).

Seriously - don't take it personally. I've been as respectful as possible but I can't take it any more, even if you are a conservative.

 

[Terry Olson]

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Now I'm feeling really guilty... Communication is 90% non-verbal. Maybe I'm just taking the tongue-in-cheek delivery the wrong way???

 

[Terry Olson]

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I'll go back and re-read a few posts...