Re: Happy Birthday
Hello, 911?
I would like to report a controlled burn at Bob's house.
Yes, I know controlled burns can be dangerous, but it IS his burthday, for gosh sakes. Aren't we allowed to put candles on his cake?
Yes, ma'am, I know, at his age, that is alot of candles, and it just wouldn't seem right to only put one on for every 10 years of his life.
Okay, ma'am, thank-you, and yes, we will keep a fire extinguisher handy in case the blaze gets out of hand!
HA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD FART!