fANTASY GADGET. FUN THREAD!

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Ok guys. Here we go!
The scenerio is .....
your re fitting a 20 foot fiberglass I/O fish and ski. standard size motor.
Stringers/ transom/ foam/ upholstry /gauges and gadgets!

what crazy things would you add?
left right turn signals?
automatic beer dispenser?
cold air intake to the carbs?
a klingon cloaking device (for when youve had too many soda pops on the water!)
brakes?
a giant retractible jet flea swatter!
ice chest in the floor?

have atter and have fun!

 

[HondaPower]

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Needs high pressure water cannons mounted front and rear on pedistal swivels to welcome jet ski's that are cutting in front of you or jumping your wake 8 feet of your stearn. I am sure most would welcome being cooled down.

 

[beerrun]

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I need go-go-gadget arms to help me dock when the lake is rough and busy.(memorial day weekend) Just get close and they could put out bumpers, pull me in and tie it off. I'm still practicing though, I would only need them for a while, like training wheels:redface:

 

[VinceJ]

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As for me being on Lake St. Clair when that sob decides to blow thirty out of the north for no reason and turn my walley chop into surf's up time, I think a set of retractable legs approx 19' long will allow me to walk her back to port while still enjoying an ice cold sam adams and only get her belly wet


http://www.shareaproject.com/pages/projectTut,p,418,00.html

 

[VinceJ]

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oh yeah and maybe some sort of Mardi Gras bead launcher?....eh?

 

[wildmaninal]

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Maybe something to call the fish like a rattle trap lure but built into the boat. Also an automatic fish counter. Oh and an air operated speedometer that actually is accurate .

 

[Scaaty]

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Maybe needs a move to the "basement"..nonsense.....waste of time..

 

[VinceJ]

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wow...that was a ---- floater

 

[Hoss]

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how about scantily dressed sports illustrated swim suit models?

 

[aspeck]

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50 cal mounted on the bow, night vision windshield, and an advanced fish and depth finding transducer attached to a 19 in' true-color screen, so you can watch the fish soap opera unfold as they fight over your lures ...

 

[57whitehouse]

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warp drive engines and a big screen like Kirk watched, only bigger.

 

[bekosh]

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A Mercruiser HP1200 SCi with #6 outdrive.

Crankshaft Rated Horsepower 1200
9.1 liter/557-cubic inch
Twin-screw Lysholm superchargers

 

[moterboat]

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Don't forget the out house, and a special drawer to hold the dynamite for fishing, and a automatic cat chum launcher...

 

[Sorrento 25]

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A Mercruiser HP1200 SCi with #6 outdrive.

Crankshaft Rated Horsepower 1200
9.1 liter/557-cubic inch
Twin-screw Lysholm superchargers

And a Force 85 bolted on the transom above it to keep everybody scratching their heads.

 

[1730V]

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A 360 degree, one mile range----idiot meter.

 

[moterboat]

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automatic long range ski doo flogger with a built in gas grill.

 

[waterinthefuel]

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Depth charges for those hard to catch fish!

 

[Drowned Rat]

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Wings and dual gas turbine engines so you can fly home and avoid the boat jam at the ramp.

Oh, and maybe a helipad on the swim deck. Might need a little extra floatation.

 

[Bigprairie1]

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Wood burning fireplace.

 

[treedancer]

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One of these (The BFSG-4000 Spud Cannon) mounted port, and starboard, for water flies.