Strange Christmas Gifts

[aspeck]

As Bob had a habit of giving his wife strange Christmas gifts, she was not surprised when he came one night carrying a tiny, branchless tree. Attached to a lone limb was a shotgun shell.

"All right, Bob, " said Marie, truly stumped this time. "What is it?"

"Why, Marie ." Bob smiled, "it's a cartridge in a bare tree."

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Strange Christmas Gifts

Ah speck, boo, boo.

 

[57whitehouse]

Re: Strange Christmas Gifts

I'm still laughing.

 

[i386]

Re: Strange Christmas Gifts

:d:d:d

 

[tashasdaddy]

Re: Strange Christmas Gifts

sounds like me,

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Strange Christmas Gifts

I don't get it, can't put together cartridge and bare tree.

 

[Limited-Time]

Re: Strange Christmas Gifts

I don't get it, can't put together cartridge and bare tree.

Batteries not included gf...

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: Strange Christmas Gifts

I once gave my wife a truck load of landscaping bricks for xmas. She didnt leave me.But you have to know her she loves to garden.

 

[jinx]

Re: Strange Christmas Gifts

Over the years I've given my wife a:

Marlin 336D in .35 Rem

a new hunting knife

and a beautifully engraved German 12 ga side by side.

I hope that someday she doesn't turn on me, the woman is armed to the teeth.

Jinx

 

[muskyone]

Re: Strange Christmas Gifts

i gave mine a musky lure once many dimonds latter i still here about it