need a translator to understand my girl

[pduquette]

Re: need a translator to understand my girl

Damn I'm Jelous!!!!! You had an extra hundred bucks?!?!?!?




PS I guess <oops> is right on the.................money!

 

[mudmagnet63]

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Don s

I never knew my wife had her profile on the net

 

[gonefishie]

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How true this is. A man all you have to do is push one button to turn him on and a woman you have to caress all of her nobs and buttons to get things started

LOL.......you darn right man, and if you didn't get it just right. It's the end of the world.

 

[PW2]

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Cheerful ignorance is the best defense!

Being totally oblivious to the request, while cheerfully changing the subject works wonders!

 

[puddle jumper]

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LOL.......you darn right man, and if you didn't get it just right. It's the end of the world.

Ya ive been there.

 

[steve201]

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note...batteries not included!!

 

[SgtMaj]

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Oh, and oops, that was terribly insensitive of you to say that she's earned it...

 

[achris]

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Read this to my wife. She said "Yes. And what part of 'I'm going shopping' didn't you understand?"

Seemed to her to make sense..

Chris............

 

[oops!]

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Oh, and oops, that was terribly insensitive of you to say that she's earned it...

actually sarg...she works foe me at my store....when i said she earned it i ment she has done a great job...well done...hunny your a doll...i love you...can i kiss your feet??? please dont make me sleep on the couch

nice jeans tho

 

[SgtMaj]

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actually sarg...she works foe me at my store....when i said she earned it i ment she has done a great job...well done...hunny your a doll...i love you...can i kiss your feet??? please dont make me sleep on the couch

nice jeans tho

Yeah see, that's the problem right there... you're complimenting her all right, but not enough.

 

[oops!]

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can ya please give me some lessons????

when it comes to her...i just cant seem to figger it out

 

[SgtMaj]

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can ya please give me some lessons????

when it comes to her...i just cant seem to figger it out

All you need to know is that you're always wrong and she's always right.

Ok, so there is in fact more to it than that... there are ok things to say and not so ok things to say. For example:

OK thing to say: "You are the reason for my existance. My life would know no beauty without you."

Not so ok thing to say: "You are nothing more than a device created by the Lord Jesus Christ to keep me company and meet my needs. No more special than any dog."

OK thing to say: "You deserve anything that your heart desires, every manner of fine linen and perfume oils, and if I can provide any of it for you, it is my honor to do so."

Not so ok thing to say: "Get a job, bum."

 

[Caveman Charlie]

Re: need a translator to understand my girl

Plenty of them 'for sale' in the newspaper

And they do ask for real money, but most are willing to settle for a credit card.

Chris............

 

[starsnstripers]

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Don't even waste the effort in trying to figure em out. Thats the first lesson. And then you have my case--- My X-wife said " If you go fishing or hunting one more time i'm gonna leave ya" I said " God i'll miss her"

 

[SgtMaj]

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My X-wife said " If you go fishing or hunting one more time i'm gonna leave ya" I said " God i'll miss her"

Not 'til you get home.

 

[starsnstripers]

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HA ha! You know how many fish are in the sea? A sh** load!

 

[turfman]

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I'm just suprised you got away with a 100 bucks. That would be a teaser for my wife.

And by the way. Albert Einstein first studied psycology with an emphasis on relationships between men and women. He quit after like 3 years figuring Quantum Physics theory was easier to solve than women.

turfman

 

[gonefishie]

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And by the way. Albert Einstein first studied psycology with an emphasis on relationships between men and women. He quit after like 3 years figuring Quantum Physics theory was easier to solve than women.

turfman

That's why they haven't been able to make an artificial brain yet. They can't come up with a female version because it's just too doggone complicated.

 

[Hoss the Hermit]

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You guys are way too hard on the women, my lovely wife is always here to wait on my beck and call, anticipate my every whim and wish, accomodate my every desire, and look over my shoulder whenever I type

 

[Don S]

Re: need a translator to understand my girl

my lovely wife is always here to wait on my beck and call, anticipate my every whim and wish, accomodate my every desire, and look over my shoulder whenever I type

Yea, and you probably have a mild concussion after she whupped you up side the head when she watched you hit the submit button, right????