You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

[Bob_VT]

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star- Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

 

[new_boater]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

:d:d:d

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

And the problem is?

 

[tashasdaddy]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

sounds like my great neighbor.

 

[jay_merrill]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

You know you are a "coonass" (local term for "cajun") if:

You own a boat and a pickup truck but the boat cost you 4 times as much as the truck and it goes twice as fast!

 

[oops!]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

uh......ya .....so.......

i dont understand......billy joe bob's brother knows dom. p

and the pool table was the only place clean.....

and about the diswasher......quit piken on my wife just cuz she likes "shine"

 

[achris]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

ROFLMAO

#6 just kills me...

 

[DJ]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

It should read: Hey guys, watch this-hold my beer.

"It ain't home till the wheels are off."

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

Nothing like thinking about the family trees broken limbs

 

[Barnacle_Bill]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

Those are great!

 

[wildmaninal]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

Hilarious,

I have two to add.

You might be a red neck if your female dog's name is Bobby Sue. :redface:
The dog was named Bobby Jo when we first got her but we changed it to Bobby Sue.

You might be a red neck if you use the front porch of your single wide trailer as a lift to work on your ATV.
(I turned this into Jeff Foxworthy Dot com/the fan club site a while back. I actually seen this and had to do a double take when looking because I couldn't believe my own redneck eyes, I was like WHAT WHAT!!!! . The 4 wheeler took up the whole front porch.)

Yep I'm a Redneck and I'm proud of it .

 

[Daytona 21]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

You know you're a redneck if:

You have a house that's mobile and 3 cars that aren't.

You mow your lawn and find 5 cars and a boat.

The tires on the front of your pickup are smaller than the ones on the rear.

Your family tree is a family stick.

You go to a family reunion to look for a date.

Your lawnmower has more horse power than your car.

You think the four best things in life are God, Mom, potato guns, and NASCAR.

You think Smokey and the Bandit is based on a true story.

You keep a water ski and a rope in your pickup truck just in case you and your buddy happen to be close to a ditch this afternoon.

You name your boat Mrs. Betty Sue Jo Jean (just in case)

Your most effective pickup line is "Are you going to finish those crawdads?"

 

[SgtMaj]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

HEY! I resemble those remarks!

 

[MikDee]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

ROTFL! These Are Great Bob!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

Again I ask, the problem is what?

 

[JB]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

They're just jealous, Spinner.

 

[sbn2]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

They're just jealous, Spinner.

I guess.

 

[Limited-Time]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

............If you take your out door cooker on vacation with you and leave the wife at home.

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

............If you take your out door cooker on vacation with you and leave the wife at home.

........ Just don't let the wife know the Out door Cooks name either!!!