This is why you should not assume anything!!

[waterinthefuel]

You know the old saying, assume makes an *&* out of you and me? Well this is an extreme example, but shows that you just can't take huge leaps like that.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,325285,00.html

 

[BoatBuoy]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

What a hoot.

 

[JB]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

Reminds me of a desk motto I had for a while. It read:

"Just because you are paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you."

 

[aspeck]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

I guess and "OOPS, I'm sorry!" would not cut it in this case ...

 

[flashback]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

boy, that cuts right to the quick JB..

 

[tashasdaddy]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

i know the guy it happened to.

 

[bekosh]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

Reminds me of a desk motto I had for a while. It read:

"Just because you are paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you."

I thought that the quote was...
"Just because you're NOT paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you."

 

[i386]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

OMG

 

[QC]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

"The firm told FOXNews.com that Cooley no longer is employed there." Imagine that . . .

And I thought it was: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed . . . it doesn't quite work the bekosh way as the point is that paranoia may cause you to think you are being followed or watched or whatever all of the time, but the fact is you actually might be in danger once in a while despite the fact that nobody would believe you . . .

Social controversy . . .

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

Now they can advertise for two job openings!!

 

[newbie4life]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

And I thought it was: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed . . . it doesn't quite work the bekosh way as the point is that paranoia may cause you to think you are being followed or watched or whatever all of the time, but the fact is you actually might be in danger once in a while despite the fact that nobody would believe you . . .

Social controversy . . .

Great... Now, I'm being followed AND someone's out to get me.

 

[Twidget]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

Doh!

 

[DJ]

Re: This is why you should not assume anything!!

I know mug shots are not supposed be flattering but OUCH.

That one hurt.

Shivering. eeeeeeooooouw.

I think she had too much time on her hands.

Shame on the Company for allowing that access to a nut job. They knew.