shark !!!

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a bizillionaire calls all his crazy gambling buddies over for a pool party....

gets a great white shark and via hellicopter puts it in the pool...

9.pm...he calls his gambling buddies over to the side of the pool and says.."10,000 bucks cash to the first person that swims the legnth of this pool"

a chuckle comes from the back but no takers....

11.pm..... everyones drinking...havin fun....he calles them back to the edge of the pool and says...."100,000 grand to the first person that swims the legnth of the pool"

silence.....no takers..

1 am......everyones drunk.....he calls them all back to the side of the pool and says "....$1, millio.......SPLASH !!!!

SOME GUYS IN THE POOL AND GOIN FOR IT !!!!!

his arms are turning like windmills...feet kickin...this guys leavin a wake!!!!
the shark is gaining on him.....ths shark is opening its mouth...just inches from the guys feet....
the guy reaches the other side...and launches himself outta the water just as the shark snapps his jaws shut...the guy makes it!!!!!

standing on the side of the pool all huffin and puffin.......the bazillionare says ..."yer crazy..!!! i didnt think anyone would do it..!!!! you got your million bucks!!!!"

the guy that just swam the distance says......"a half million bucks to the guy who gives me the name of the s.o.b. that pushed me into the pool !"
 
SgtMaj

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Re: shark !!!

I did! now where's my half mil? :D

I would have voluntarily done it... the shark would likely be too sick to think about eating after spending that long in all that chlorine and fresh water (great whites can't handle the fresh water like bull sharks can, and neither of them would appreciate all the pool chemicals on their gills). Not to mention the fact that they have to constantly be moving forward in order to breathe, so in a pool, even an olympic sized pool, they wouldn't have enough room to do that well, if at all.
 
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Re: shark !!!

SgtMaj said:
I did! now where's my half mil? :D

I would have voluntarily done it... the shark would likely be too sick to think about eating after spending that long in all that chlorine and fresh water (great whites can't handle the fresh water like bull sharks can, and neither of them would appreciate all the pool chemicals on their gills). Not to mention the fact that they have to constantly be moving forward in order to breathe, so in a pool, even an olympic sized pool, they wouldn't have enough room to do that well, if at all.
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Who said it was a freshwater pool?........;)
 
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