Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

[Kenneth Brown]

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[QC]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

No, Kenneth, it's fine. His name is Jose and hers is Pacheco. What's the prawlum?

 

[oops!]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

if i were a cop.......id give him a few whacks with my night stick....just for bein stuuupid.

 

[JRJ]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

Looks smart to me. One card, two people can use it lol

 

[pduquette]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

What??That ain't no Missisip' wedding licence???? Mu sis err mu wife says its lejit....

 

[SgtMaj]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

Stop hatin on conjoined siblings!

 

[Pimp Daddy]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

As a doorman at several bars for 7 years I thought I've seen it all. The best was some chick showed up at the strip club with a very dark photocopy of a drivers license and told me rather matter of factly that it was her temporary license issued by the Michigan Department of Transportation. I said maybe she should try it at an American bar then cuz here in Canada we don't accept fake ID's. Then I ripped it up, cuz I'm and I quote " a (bleep) illiterate Canadian" I said thaaaannnxxxxx EEEEHHHHH! then she flipped me off n left.

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

estupido.....

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

Maybe that is not his girlfriend/wife, but maybe that is what he looks like when he is dressed in drag,,,

 

[Caveman Charlie]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

Last summer I went into a local bar to buy beer. While waiting in line the guy in front of me got carded. As the waitress looked at his license she turned to him and asked "what's your birthday" for a second he started to point at the license like he was going to say "doesn't it say on there" then he thought better of it and kept his mouth shut.

Let this be a lesson to you young guys. If your going to use a fake ID memorize the birth date printed on it dumb a**.

Worst part was the waitress sold to him anyway.

The local cops are doing that now. During there checks of the bars they send in a underage kid with a fake license to see if he gets sold alcohol or not. I think that's a dirty trick.

 

[BoatBuoy]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

Let this be a lesson to you young guys. If your going to use a fake ID memorize the birth date printed on it dumb a**.

So now you're counseling underage folks on buying alcohol? I think the title of this thread certainly applies.

 

[Caveman Charlie]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

So now you're counseling underage folks on buying alcohol? I think the title of this thread certainly applies.

That wasn't my intention. It was a poor attempt at humor. but, I see how it could have been taken the wrong way .

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: Uh, I'm too stupid to be here.........

No way JOSE!