A Woman's touch.............

angus63

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A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
 

rolmops

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Re: A Woman's touch.............

Good thing I did not have supper in me,I would have had to start eating all over again.
 

jcsercsa

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Re: A Woman's touch.............

OOOOOOHHH so bad !!! yet so funny !!!!!!!! lol John
 

kenmyfam

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Re: A Woman's touch.............

Going to have to forward that one on !!!!!
 

gonefishie

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Re: A Woman's touch.............

moral is............keep your sniffer working at all time to avoid stinky fingers...:D
 
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