Re: The dependable eska
Lovejoy couplings are rated in horsepower, so you select one that suits your engine. As far as splined shafts, measure the absolute outside diameter of the shaft and order a Lovejoy that will fit. The setscrew on the coupling will fit between the splines to secure it.
Now, none of that addresses the length problem you mentioned. It would probably be best to locate a junker outboard or just the shaft and work with that. Shorten the shaft, order the appropriate coupling and file or grind a flat where the setscrew is located. Install the coupling half using Loktite on the setscrew, drop the rubber spider in place and install the other coupling half on the engine crankshaft. Lower the engine on the lower unit and voila! This is assuming that you have made some provision (like an adaptor) to bolt it to.
Another method might be to use the old ouboard crankshaft end as an adaptor since it already fits the splines. I would cut it off and mate it to the matching part that fits the Briggs crank. Of course, this would require some welding and machining but would result in a very solid unit. There should be some allowance for a sliding fit, so close measuring is called for. Welding the shafts together would work but they have to be exactly aligned or you'll have vibration and bearing issues...plus disassembly would be a little akward.
Cutting crankshafts isn't all that hard. You can buy hacksaw blades that are pretty tough.
Finally, if you just HAVE to use the hose method

cut a hole in the outboard leg as suggested to make assembly easier then fabricate a cover plate/gasket held in place by two screws.
It seems to me that the biggest problems would be getting the length correct and fabricating an adaptor for assembly. Either is not a major problem and would result in a nifty little four stroke.