Apparantly Ballerinas and Boats don't mix!

[Geo2008]

The wife volunteered me to take her and a couple friends to the lake, we drive over and I unload the boat then get everyone settled in their seats.

One of the passengers was a very beautiful international ballerina and she was a big time fe fe girl, the opposite of a tom-boy for sure.

We get on the lake for no more than 20 minutes and she says that she has to tale a whiz.

So I suggest that she go over the edge and we would all look away...no way hosay

So I suggest that we land somewhere and she could go in the woods...no way hosay

So I suggest that we go back to the ramp and she can go in the campground bathrooms...no way hosay

She really refuses to go all those places and wants to go home to take a whiz..

Give me a friggin break

Geo

 

[Gary H NC]

Re: Apparantly Ballerinas and Boats don't mix!

LOL!!! Geeze! She would not last long on my boat!

 

[guiltypleasure]

Re: Apparantly Ballerinas and Boats don't mix!

I sure hope you didn't turn around. She can either hold it and deal or hang it off the back like everyone else. I'm a woman, btw, just so you don't think I'm being too hard on her. With that attitude she may not have made it away from the dock onto my boat.

 

[a70eliminator]

Re: Apparantly Ballerinas and Boats don't mix!

I guess thats the price you have to pay for a knock out drop dead georgeous fe fe. high maintainence types, gotta love em though, think she may need a little spankng. I've had girls like that aboard but they were at least ok with the porta potty.

 

[tommays]

Re: Apparantly Ballerinas and Boats don't mix!

well NOW lets not start any unfounded ballerina rumors as i crew with mostly ballerinas

Who have no problems sailing in 20+ MPH winds and have really good balance

 

[tashasdaddy]

Re: Apparantly Ballerinas and Boats don't mix!

the girls in my family have always used the splash well. then a little rinse out. used a 5 gal bucket with garbage bag for more serious matters. we have finally up graded. the deck boat has a portapotty.

 

[QC]

Re: Apparantly Ballerinas and Boats don't mix!

My wife hangs off the swimstep and stands on the boarding ladder. She sorta moves stuff aside and doesn't really need us to look away as that happens slightly below the top of the transom. She had to "teach" this method to a friend of hers this year . . . It almost required a PowerPoint presentation that I wasn't really too keen on creating. Thank god she figured it out