Yugo says goodbye, Yugo jokes!!!

[KewlBird]

I read the article that the last Yugo has rolled off the line yesterday and the new owner Fiat will use the facility to create the new Fiat Punto (I thought that was a swear word in Spanish?).
Yugo jokes - http://www.local10.com/slideshow/automotive/18015368/detail.html
Last Yugo article - http://www.local10.com/automotive/18014621/detail.html

_ What do you call a Yugo's shock absorbers? Passengers.
_ The new Yugo has an air bag. Before an accident, start pumping real fast.
_ How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the gas tank!
_ What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A miracle.
_ Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade."
One thing I found was that Yugo never had any recalls!!!!Interesting....

 

[KewlBird]

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A little boy is leaving school at the end of the day. As he strolls along the sidewalk, a car pulls up to the curb, and a man winds down the window. "Hey, kid, I've got candy in my car. Hop in and I'll give it to you," he says. "No. I'm not going to." The boy walks on. Further down the road, the car pulls over again. " Hey there kid, if you get in my car, I'll give you all this candy, and a big bottle of cola. How about it?" "No way! Now leave me alone!" The boy walks on, quickening his pace. The car again pulls over beside him. "Look, kid, I've got a puppy at home you'd love to see. Get in and I'll take you there. You can have all the candy and the cola on the way. What do you say to that?" The boy is getting agitated. He stops walking, and leans down to the car window. "Look, I don't care what you promise me, Dad. I'm NOT riding in your Yugo!"

 

[Adjuster]

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LOL A Yugo was the first 'brand new' car my poor divorced mom ever purchased. She was very proud of her new car. It made many a trip to college and back for me and never a single break down in all the years she had it. She also learned to drive the standard transmission in it and was very proud of that as well. One thing I thought was unique is the drop in under the dash complete a/c unit. It bolted right under the dash and you hooked up a power wire. No connections to the motor at all.

 

[JB]

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They made a 4 door. Called it the Wego

 

[azlakes]

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... well that just stinks! is Fiat deliberately trying to put themselves out of business?

... i thought Yugo's had stopped being produced when Keebler started making cookies instead.

my 2 cents

 

[JustJason]

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What do you call a yugo with 4 flat tires.... a NO GO

 

[KewlBird]

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Q: How do you upgrade a Yugo car?
A: Put in an engine.

Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

 

[mthieme]

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No more Yugos ??!?!??
What a loss.

 

[tashasdaddy]

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it will up the value of my friends Yugo, he has one on blocks for many years, in pristine condition. it is now worth $2.00.

 

[Bob_VT]

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Brought to the USA by the same man who introduced the Subaru...... and now he is hawking the Chery from China.

 

[greasemonkeyjmj]

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YUGO...........just not very fast

 

[mthieme]

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YUGO...........just not very fast

You must be related to Branman !!!

 

[LoweRider]

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Where did they get the name Yugo? You Go the car stays where it is!

Why do (did) Yugos have rear window defrosters? To keep your hands warm while pushing them!

 

[Fl_Richard]

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It's called a Yugo becasue.. When you go, you go and you dont come back.

 

[UnregisteredUser]

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A friend of mine had one that got stolen. When he called it in to the police, the dispatcher laughed and said, "You're kidding, right?"

 

[mphy98]

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At the risk of offending my italian friends

FIAT

Fix

It

Again

Tony

 

[UnregisteredUser]

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At the risk of offending my italian friends

FIAT

Fix

It

Again

Tony

My grandmother once had a Spider, it was in the shop more than it was not but, she loved that car.

 

[Pierutrus]

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I heard that the Yugo's radio skipped!