a canadian truth !

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Gotta love Albertans!

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Canadian ranch in Alberta , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Provincial Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the water rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining with every step.


The rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... 'Your card! Show him your card!'
 

Bob_VT

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Re: a canadian truth !

:D Works universal!!
 

puddle jumper

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Re: a canadian truth !

The rancher sounds like some one i know. Hes another rancher:D
Funny
 

tallcanadian

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Re: a canadian truth !

three guys are stranded on a desert island for six months. one guy is from ontario, one from alberta and the other from newfoundland. they come across this strange lamp and began to rub it. a genie pops and and says 'thank you all for freeing me from my 40 years being inside that lamp. for my freedom i will grant each of you one wish. the guy from alberta says, 'i want to go home and be with my family'. poof, he is gone. the guy from toronto says, 'yeah, that sounds good, i want to go home too'. poof, he was gone. the genie turns to the newfie and asks what he wishes, to which he replies, 'well, me son, i'm kinda lonely. i want me friends back.'
 

fat fanny

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Re: a canadian truth !

Your sence of humor is priceless reminds me of a story a guy that used to work for me told about a camp he would frequent yearly up in your neck of the woods (fishing). Sitting around the camp fire drinking witht he locals and one of the guys would get wasted nightly while sitting on a stump slose to the ledge near a hill that lead to the docks of the lake he kicked back to take a swig of his brew and rolloed down the hill and landed on the dock and without somuch as a moan he siad "you can mend broken bones but you can't put the beer back in the can" I have always remembered that when I see someone staggering @a party and fall w/ thier drink in hand.
 
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