Funny topic titles which have nothing to do with the actual post

[lowkee]

Sometimes when I'm scanning for possibly interesting posts to read, I find myself looking at the titles and dying to answer them just by the title alone, all tongue and cheek. Am I the only crazy person to scan the titles with this in mind? How would you answer these (real) titles?

The boat has no power
Need help
Saw cut through hull
Problems with getting on a plane.
Hit sandbar, what should I do now?
How hard is it to pull a motor?

Sometimes I find myself avoiding reading a thread, simply because it would ruin the funny answer I have in my head

This is just a sampling, and I left out the ones which might elicit less-than-family-friendly responses. Add you own!

 

[skargo]

Re: Funny topic titles which have nothing to do with the actual post

I know exactly what you are talking about. I am not going to elaborate because I am not sure what rules are in place for posting in this section anymore, and don't want to get your thread closed.

 

[Thad]

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I'll just say, yep, I know what you mean.

 

[HappierWet]

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HUH? You mean everything isn't relevant, pertinent and on target?

 

[mike64]

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...Problems with getting on a plane...

A couple drinks in the airport bar before boarding always works for me.

...Hit sandbar, what should I do now?...

Hit again if you're under 16, otherwise stay.

 

[oops!]

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BAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA....

sometimes i just cant help it but to reply to the title...

a year ago bond-o and i were joking about someone that had asked for an owners manual for a 12 foot tinny.....

he said "he didnt think the op would find much info in a manual for a ROWBOAT !"

baaa haaa haaa...I STILL GET A KICK OUTTA THAT ONE

or then ther was the one that a guy was gonna do a resto on a boat....the caption was whats this?....it was a pic of a pop rivit......it was suggested to him not to do the resto if he couldnt identify a rivet....

 

[tallcanadian]

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LMAO!! You guys are terrible.

 

[dlngr]

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boat has no power. answer"buy an engine"

 

[Bart Sr.]

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Bilge pump doesn't work."So fix it".

 

[WAVENBYE2]

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I like the funny ones!! Keeps me coming back!! I probably put out some myself, The more knowledge and experience we gain the funnier the threads seem to get. But on some of them I just can't help myself And ya you also have the ones who are flat out a-holes too, Guess they will always be miserable people, I some times like helping the newbees with a little humor, It breaks the ice for them

 

[pmat1]

Re: Funny topic titles which have nothing to do with the actual post

boat has no power? - check your fuses

 

[HappierWet]

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boat has no power? - check your fuses

AND HOOK UP THE BATTERY

 

[pmat1]

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Battery? i bought a battery box, i thought i just lay the wires in there and i get power

 

[CN Spots]

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Want funny thread topics? Go hang out in the Johnson repair forum.

"Smashed my Johnson against a rock... lower end fell off! Help!"