In Remembrance of a Closed Thread

[Cofe]

Uses for Vaseline?
Well Lets see.....

?Vaseline can get me that new dream boat? Yea?.Here?s how

First visit a local hog farm and purchase a 30-40lb. Feeder pig.
Then bring the pig to my garage and put it in a portable dog cage.
Apply a vast amount of Vaseline all over the pig.
Call the animal control department and tell them my pig got out and is roaming the neighborhood.
When the animal control people arrive, open the garage door, and let the pig out.
Grab my video recorder, and record as the animal control officers trying to catch the pig.
Upload my video to Youtube.
Lots and lots of people view the video.
Major news networks pay me mega bucks to use my video for the News.
Take the money and go purchase the boat.
Bail the pig out of animal control.
Have a christening party/hog roast. Christen my new boat Vase~Line
Go Fishing.

 

[Limited-Time]

Re: In Remembrance of a Closed Thread

3 strikes and all...................

 

[Cofe]

Re: In Remembrance of a Closed Thread

Ok ok....Just a lil humor...

 

[Cofe]

Re: In Remembrance of a Closed Thread

If you were "linked" to this site to read this. Please consider purchasing you're parts here at Iboats.com .There is a large selection, and the price is right.
Shipping is fast too.
Thank you for your patronage.

 

[Thad]

Re: In Remembrance of a Closed Thread

If you were "linked" to this site to read this. Please consider purchasing you're parts here at Iboats.com .There is a large selection, and the price is right.
Shipping is fast too.
Thank you for your patronage.

You got something on your...oh, never mind.

Good save, and right on about iboats store.

 

[Cofe]

Re: In Remembrance of a Closed Thread

Thanks Thad< It was getting real quiet in here....LOL

 

[Cofe]

Re: In Remembrance of a Closed Thread

I think Limited-Time is still laughing..........

 

[tashasdaddy]

Re: In Remembrance of a Closed Thread

looks like a bunch of post padding, going on here.