Oh to be a Southerner!~!

Bob_VT

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OMG :eek:
 

CN Spots

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Snapping turtle noodling?? My kinda people!:D

I can't believe he's still got all of his fingers.
 

JaSla74

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How's does one exactly lose his teeth in a chainsaw accident & still have a face?:confused:
 

j_martin

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Juggling?

I stuck my saw in my ear one time. Luckily it wasn't running, but it was very sharp and shredded the ear pretty good. I was just trying to shoulder it without setting down my tool bucket so I tossed it in the air, planning to get the end of the bar with my gloved hand and set it on my shoulder.

Chainsaws and beer don't mix.:D

Haven't had that trouble for about 30 years, praise the Lord.

John
 

salty87

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nothing like wallowing around in a manure filled cesspool......aye aye aye aye!
 

Tyme2fish

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Phillip, I hope you realize that Turtle Man is NOT representative of the typical Southern Male.;)
 

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Besides Kentucky might as well be a Yankee state.

NO, NO, NO!!!! We do not claim Kentucky ... it is definitely a southern state and this is a very good representative of the southern male! :D

As for turtle ... YUM! Have gotten out of the habit of catchin 'em, but I used to catch about 20 -30 a year for cooking purposes. 'Bout took my thumb off cleaning one of the rascals. My stream and ponds were getting slim of turtles, so I quit asking my butcher to save me the cow lips (very tough and hard for the turtle to get off the hook without getting hooked. (BTW, I did NOT noodle them ... that is just CRAZY!)

Amazing video ... thanks for sharing, Philip. Now I got to get my turtle lines out again!
 

IES99

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Phillip, I hope you realize that Turtle Man is NOT representative of the typical Southern Male.;)

Laugh all we want, but that fellow seems happy and I sure don't have the guts to do what he does there. Do you? ;)

Grabbing snapping turtles with your bare hands? Nuts. But what do you expect from a guy who knocked his own teeth out with a chain saw?
:eek:
 

WAVENBYE2

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Besides Kentucky might as well be a Yankee state.

NO, NO, NO!!!! We do not claim Kentucky ... it is definitely a southern state and this is a very good representative of the southern male! :D

Yes Kentucky is a Southern State and we like it just the way it is!! It might be tough here but at least we are not a "whiner" state. ;):D You guys have got WAY TOO MANY rules, We like being able to just live our lives with out someone always up your butt wanting to know what your doing all the time. Live and let live!:)
 

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definitely funny....

that dudes just NUTS...
 

Bob_VT

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Phillip, I hope you realize that Turtle Man is NOT representative of the typical Southern Male.;)

I thought it was pretty represntative myself!!:D Now the typical southern females just have the males do all the fetching!!
 

gonefishie

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Man, that's Donnie Baker's cousin. I swear to God he is man.
 

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I stuck my saw in my ear one time. Luckily it wasn't running, but it was very sharp and shredded the ear pretty good. I was just trying to shoulder it without setting down my tool bucket so I tossed it in the air, planning to get the end of the bar with my gloved hand and set it on my shoulder.

Chainsaws and beer don't mix.:D

Haven't had that trouble for about 30 years, praise the Lord.

John

Just as I thought.............Juggling LOL
 
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