Mid-life crisis

[Jeep Man]

After 33 years of marriage, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "thirty three years ago, we had a cheap apartment, drove a cheap beat up car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 13" black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old girl.
Now I have a $350,000 house, drive a $35,000 car, sleep in a big bed and watch a large plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 58 year old woman. It seems your not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old woman and she would make sure that I would once again live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap beat up car, sleep on a sofa bed, and watch a 13" black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

 

[Shamus O'toole]

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haha thats was great!!

 

[i386]

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Oldie but goodie!

 

[tkrfxr]

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Good one!

(my wife liked it too!)

 

[Summer Fun]

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. Thats a good one .

 

[cribber]

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Loved that... thanks!!!

 

[puddle jumper]

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Sounds like what my wife would say.

 

[Tim Frank]

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Reminds me a bit of Old John's last words....

Old John was on his deathbed. He raised himself on one elbow and beckoned to his wife. "Peggy", he whispered, "come closer!"

She wiped a tear and leaned in to hear his words. "You were with me through the Great Depression," he told her.

"Yes John," she said.

"Peggy, you were with me through the terrible droughts in the fifties and the eighties."

"Yes John."

"And you were with me when the farm got burned out by the bushfires in the nineties."

"Right," she said.

"And last year, you were still hanging in there with me when the bank foreclosed on our mortgage and we lost the farm."

"Yes John."

"And now, here you are with me today, when I'm just about to die."

Peggy nodded.

"You know Peggy, I'm starting to think you are nothing but bad luck!"

 

[JRJ]

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Good 1's Jeep and Tim

 

[tkrfxr]

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"Yes John, but your life insurance was always paid on time..."

 

[mphy98]

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hey I resemble that story!! I think I will stay with my wife of 30 years.

 

[tallcanadian]

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Very funny. I wasn't expecting that ending...lol.

 

[rosser1]

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You better keep you hot old wife!! dont tell her i called her old she kick my butt !! but its cheaper to keepem and she has you trained, and you know what makes her smile... i say that only being married for 9 yrs so i can only imagine what 33 will fill like, good luck!

 

[dave11]

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You better keep you hot old wife!! dont tell her i called her old she kick my butt !! but its cheaper to keepem and she has you trained, and you know what makes her smile... i say that only being married for 9 yrs so i can only imagine what 33 will fill like, good luck!

You are a wise young man. It just gets better if you are with the right one. My definition of true love is " Finding that one person you can aggravate for the rest of your life".