A subject near and dear to all our rears

[a70eliminator]

Re: A subject near and dear to all our rears

ha ha Imagine seeing some guy using that along the highway ha ha ha. would it be legal? i like.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: A subject near and dear to all our rears

I like to know why fast food joints use that awful thin paper. It is so thin you can almost read print through it. A person ends up using three times the amount for one job vs a qood quality brand. I just can't see where the savings would be.

 

[Autotech]

Re: A subject near and dear to all our rears

Rob

With this thread You have succeded in taking I-boats to new "LOW" level of "Base Humor" Just gotta laugh though.

 

[a70eliminator]

Re: A subject near and dear to all our rears

I like to know why fast food joints use that awful thin paper. It is so thin you can almost read print through it. A person ends up using three times the amount for one job vs a qood quality brand. I just can't see where the savings would be.

I work for the state at Kent State Univ. and I'll tell you a guy demonstrated figures of a $30,000 savings over the next ten years by saving 3 cents a roll on single ply rather than paying the 7 cents a roll on two ply and got himself a big fat promotion and now holds a higher position.
It doesn't matter that we're buying twice the amount though. We have a saying that goes: The figures lie and the liars figure. The politics over a stupid roll of TP are phenomenal.

 

[rbh]

Re: A subject near and dear to all our rears

Rob

With this thread You have succeded in taking I-boats to new "LOW" level of "Base Humor" Just gotta laugh though.

Bobby-
I feel that it is the smaller, more personnell issue's that have the greatest impact on our live's,

like this topic.

 

[FBPirate95]

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Here is another question.....why does toilet paper have to be white?

 

[mudslinging79]

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and what about scented toilet paper??? i dont know of anybody who sniffs butts like dogs...

 

[Autotech]

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Bobby-
I feel that it is the smaller, more personnell issue's that have the greatest impact on our live's,

like this topic.

Yep and whats the next thread going to be on Under arm spray or ear wax

 

[rbh]

Re: A subject near and dear to all our rears

Yep and whats the next thread going to be on Under arm spray or ear wax

Your call, how bout dat.
(you start a funny one, everybody needs a laugh once in awhile)

It has been one of "those weekends", and I sure could use a good laugh right now.
Rob

 

[tswiczko]

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I work for the state at Kent State Univ.

I have a son who got acceptd to Kent and will be attending there next year I'll have to warn him of his pending toilette paper terror he will be experiencing

 

[korygrandy]

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Give me an antonym for government: efficient. For the guy at Kent State...looks great on paper...ooh really? Even Toilet Paper? And then we show him how his promotion goes down the drain...literally.

 

[vhuevos7]

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State issue toilet paper. When I was a correctional officer another guard had found about fifty feet of rope made from state issue toilet paper. It makes me wounder what brand of toilet paper would make the best rope.

 

[lakelover]

Re: A subject near and dear to all our rears

MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION

Which direction do you use the paper?
Over the top from the front?
From the rear and the bottom?

It is all very subjective and depends on your particular brand characteristics and mounting situation. In my "thinking time", I have made a fairly detailed, albeit limited, study of this.

Given: Using the same single-ply grocery store house-brand (appears to be a Scott clone) at both home and camp.

Observations and conclusions:

Home: Postion B, because if mounted in Position A, it often doesn't tear as required at the perforations and a whole ****load of paper unrolls onto the floor before you can stop it. Does you no good there.

Camp: Position A, because Dad made the dispenser 54 years ago out of a sawed-off section of window shade roller. If mounted in Position B, the roller flips out from the shade brackets and the whole roll tumbles onto the floor. Again, of no use.

So as you can see, you have to adapt to individual circumstances.