Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

JimS123

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Calm winds, little boat traffic, blue skies and not a ripple anywhere.

It started in the canal no-wake zone. Came across a go-fast with 2 young guys and their bikini clad girlfriends. They were impressing the gals by actually running at idle spped, not creating a wake.

Then, we stopped at our favorite fishing hole and drifted awhile. Several boats came by and actually slowed down as they passed. Later, when we were trolling, several more boats actually changed course so as to not go over our lines.

We stopped for lunch at our favorite cove and lo and behold in comes 3 brand new jetskis with young girlies driving them. All smiles and waves like they just got them and would you believe they also had the audacity to slow to no-wake speed.

Out in the Lake at different times we encountered 4 boats coming up on us from our port side and they had the gall to slow down and pass us behind. The worst part of that was that one of them was a 40 something Searay and the other a Fountain with triple 300's. I mean, thay own the lake, why slow for us?

Finally, we anchored on the sandbar next to the rock reef and watched at least 40 boats go by. Every single one of them followed the channel markers and not one needed SeaTow.

So, what's up with all this? Eevrybody out today a graduate of the safe boating course, or what? Or, is the moon in an odd position?

Well, I'm hopeful tomorrow will be more normal. The wife is busy so I decided to take out my bass boat by myself. I'm sure I'll meet some lunatics, someone waterskiing in the no-wake zone, or at the very least a boater that never saw a chart and takes his outdrive off in the reef.
 

26aftcab454

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

...common courtesy is not common...
 

642mx

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

Sometimes the planets align perfectly for a few hours.... I'm sure it will be back to normal tomorrow...lol :D
 

Jeep Man

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

Calm winds, little boat traffic, blue skies and not a ripple anywhere.

It started in the canal no-wake zone. Came across a go-fast with 2 young guys and their bikini clad girlfriends. They were impressing the gals by actually running at idle spped, not creating a wake.

Then, we stopped at our favorite fishing hole and drifted awhile. Several boats came by and actually slowed down as they passed. Later, when we were trolling, several more boats actually changed course so as to not go over our lines.

We stopped for lunch at our favorite cove and lo and behold in comes 3 brand new jetskis with young girlies driving them. All smiles and waves like they just got them and would you believe they also had the audacity to slow to no-wake speed.

Out in the Lake at different times we encountered 4 boats coming up on us from our port side and they had the gall to slow down and pass us behind. The worst part of that was that one of them was a 40 something Searay and the other a Fountain with triple 300's. I mean, thay own the lake, why slow for us?

Finally, we anchored on the sandbar next to the rock reef and watched at least 40 boats go by. Every single one of them followed the channel markers and not one needed SeaTow.

So, what's up with all this? Eevrybody out today a graduate of the safe boating course, or what? Or, is the moon in an odd position?

Well, I'm hopeful tomorrow will be more normal. The wife is busy so I decided to take out my bass boat by myself. I'm sure I'll meet some lunatics, someone waterskiing in the no-wake zone, or at the very least a boater that never saw a chart and takes his outdrive off in the reef.

And then I woke up and the dream was done.
 

tmcalavy

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

you were dreaming? hopefully so again tomorrow.
 

seabob4

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

Hmmm, so that's how they go boating in Utopia...
 

JoLin

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

Geez, you can't trust anybody anymore. Bastids....

:D
 

Thad

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

Just when I thought I had it all figured out:rolleyes:

I for one would stay off the water for a few days...you know what they say about the calm before the storm:D:p;)
 

Shamus O'toole

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

this was a weeday correct......that explains everything. Mostly the morons only come out on the weekends.
 

ovrrdrive

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

It's sad when people doing what they should do all along gets it's own thread on the forums.

Bad part is if I saw the same thing I would have posted too. :p

It really makes you feel good when people act the way they should.
 

25thmustang

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

It sounds like a surreal day on the water.

Were these other boats required to slow down due to where you were drifting/fishing? If they were, then thats good, if they weren't, but did anyway, then you should have stretched that day out forever, as I doubt this will happen again!!
 

Kender

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

Hmmm, so that's how they go boating in Utopia...

Not quite Utopia, in Utopia the bikini clad girls wouldn't have been bikini clad and would have brought the beer.....otherwise very close to Utopia, maybe an outer suburb of Utopia. :)
 

JimS123

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

Today's report.....almost like yesterday. As calm as could be...the fish were biting and the sun was out.

Just saw one infringement. A bowrider was on a collision course with a jetski with 3 girls on it. The girls had the right of way. More power to the girls...they stayed their course and the old geezer finally did pull the throttle back and start hollering because they were crossing his path.

OK, I'll get off my soapbox now. Maybe boating on the weekdays is the best approach. Its too bad it keeps getting worse and worse each year. At least there are fewer boats out in recent years.
 

JimS123

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

Not quite Utopia, in Utopia the bikini clad girls wouldn't have been bikini clad and would have brought the beer.....otherwise very close to Utopia, maybe an outer suburb of Utopia. :)

Oh it WAS utopia. My wife DID buy the beer and her bikini was only on when we were in the boat.....smile.
 

roscoe

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

Hmmmm, maybe it had something to do with your wakeboard tower being covered with red and blue flashing lights, and the shotguns mounted where the wakeboards should be?
 

wbc1957

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

I don't know where this occurred, but I bet it was at Stepford Lake, just on the edge of town of Stepford. I have been lookingfor that place for a vacation with my wife, but haven't been able to find it on the map. Tell me, did all the people look like they were dressed in '50s style clothes?
 

PGFISHER

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

WOW! Wish I had just one day like that; then hope it was groundhog day.
 

Kracken

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Re: Odd Day on the Water Today...!!!

JimS123,

When you were done?did you take the ?Marine Patrol? decals off your boat?
 
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