Subject: wieght loss programme<br /><br /><br />A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. <br />The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a <br />voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike <br />running shoes and a sign round her neck. <br /><br />She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The <br />sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, <br />he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally <br />catches her and has his way with her. <br /><br />The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. <br /><br />On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost <br />10 lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound <br />program. <br /><br />The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, <br />beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing <br />but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you <br />catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! <br /><br /><br />This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; But <br />when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for <br />the next four days, the same routine happens. <br /><br />Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover <br />that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised. He decides to go for broke and <br />calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. <br />"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most <br />rigorous program." <br /><br />"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." <br /><br />The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this <br />huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes <br />and a sign around his neck that reads: <br /><br />"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..." 
