technostingray
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The Ballad of Billie Sol Estes<br /><br />Billie Sol was a man<br />from the giant Texas land<br />He put the Chamber of Commerce on a limb<br />They voted him the best<br />And the government did no less <br />'til the I.O.U.'s of Texas fell on him<br />Stand tall, Billie Sol, we don't know you at all<br />We've taken down your pictures from the wall <br />Well, we don't want to handle an agriculture scandal<br />We have got to face elections in the fall<br /><br />I remember when<br />Bill had influential friends<br />He celebrated Christmas every day<br />He filled texas banks with his fertilizer tanks<br />Influential friends don't die they only fade away<br />Stand tall, Billie Sol, we don't know you at all<br />We've taken down your pictures from the wall<br />Well, we don't want to handle an agriculture scandal<br />We have got to face elections in the fall<br /><br />The democrats deny<br />And Orville Freeman sighs<br />He said "Everyone around was fair and square"<br />But He was no more convincin'<br />than Ezra Taft Benson<br />As resignations cropped up everywhere<br />Stand tall, Billie Sol, we don't know you at all<br />We've taken down your pictures from the wall<br />Well, we don't want to handle an agriculture scandal<br />We have got to face elections in the fall<br /><br />And now I'd like to say<br />that crime sure doesn't pay<br />But if you want to make some money on the sly<br />Well you can always rent<br />The U.S. Government<br />It's the best one that money can buy.<br /><br />Stand tall, Billie Sol<br />We don't know you at all<br />We've take down your pictures from the wall<br />Well, we don't want to handle<br />and agriculture scandal<br />We have got to face elections in the fall
