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I'm still laughin!<br />I went to a local ramp to check it out. I knew it would be busy,but wanted to determine if there were ANY parking spots left before towing the nephew's boat over.<br />Not a chance,it was A ZOO! 
<br />It's a samll, one lane ramp,but it did not stop this one clown with a jetski from trying to launch while another boat was launching. I guess he figured, "jetski skinny,me drive nissan.I get into water".<br />Anyway, this brilaint person proceded to back-down the ramp,along-side the existing truck and trailer,and the truck driver was screemin, "whow-whow-whow!"<br />Well, he didn't hear him because of the boom-boom he had cranked so loud,the dock was vibrating...As he backed,his right trailer wheel caught the dock,jacknifed,hit the truck,and placed the jetski UNDER the dock on the right side. I guess he finally fealt the resistance,and pulled-up...Leaving the seat from the jetski in the water...Then,he backs-up AGAIN,and took the pickup's headlight out. By this time, the guy in the truck was at his door. He reached-in, grabbed the clown's key's OUT OF THE IGNITION, and threw them as far as he could.<br />By this time, a crowd had formed, and the guy in the pickup had trapped himself behind the Nissan (who's key is now feeding the fishes). They started throwing blows just about the same time FMP showed-up to break up the fight. Turns out, Mr Nissan was drunk,in possesion of cocaine and drug parafinalia,and went to the Barrey Hotel.<br />Needless to say, no boating today, but it was worth the trip to the ramp )
<br />It's a samll, one lane ramp,but it did not stop this one clown with a jetski from trying to launch while another boat was launching. I guess he figured, "jetski skinny,me drive nissan.I get into water".<br />Anyway, this brilaint person proceded to back-down the ramp,along-side the existing truck and trailer,and the truck driver was screemin, "whow-whow-whow!"<br />Well, he didn't hear him because of the boom-boom he had cranked so loud,the dock was vibrating...As he backed,his right trailer wheel caught the dock,jacknifed,hit the truck,and placed the jetski UNDER the dock on the right side. I guess he finally fealt the resistance,and pulled-up...Leaving the seat from the jetski in the water...Then,he backs-up AGAIN,and took the pickup's headlight out. By this time, the guy in the truck was at his door. He reached-in, grabbed the clown's key's OUT OF THE IGNITION, and threw them as far as he could.<br />By this time, a crowd had formed, and the guy in the pickup had trapped himself behind the Nissan (who's key is now feeding the fishes). They started throwing blows just about the same time FMP showed-up to break up the fight. Turns out, Mr Nissan was drunk,in possesion of cocaine and drug parafinalia,and went to the Barrey Hotel.<br />Needless to say, no boating today, but it was worth the trip to the ramp )
