Re: What is a bass boat
A bass boat is a boat that was dreamed up by boat salesmen. These guys were standing around one day waiting for the next fisherman to come in for a 14 foot fishing boat with a 10 horse motor when one of them had the brilliant idea that maybe they should put a big motor on the thing and convince the fishermen that they wouldn't have to get up as early in the morning if they could get out to the old fishin spot quicker. <br />After the guffaws and laughter died down, the boat was designed, the big motor put on and the salesmen waited. Sales were poor for a while because the only kind of fish you had to go to more than a few spots to try was the Bass fish. Well, nobody liked to eat the dumb bass fish, so nobody wanted the faster boats. Then one of the salesmen got the brilliant idea that maybe they should have a contest to see who could catch the most bass in the quickest amount of time. Well, this idea caught on big time. Soon, all the fishermen had to have a 75 horse boat just to get to the ole fishin hole as quick as Bubba so they could catch enough bass quick enough to throw back in. Of course, then Bubba gets a 125 horse motor and then yada, yada, yada, you get the picture. <br />I asked a fisherman the other day as he was rinsing off his 250 hp bass boat, "You like owning a boat like this?" He replied, "Not really, but I have to to keep up with everybody else."<br />So there you have it. Guys spending forty or fifty large on a boat they don't really want to catch fish they don't want to eat. <br /><br />A salesman's dream.