3 girls stranded on an island for 1 year find magic lamp. Genie appears and gives each girl 1 wish only and they can't change their mind.<br />The redhead says" Oh i miss the mall so much I wish i was there now". Whish she was gone.<br />The black haired one says:Oh I really really miss my cell...
Wow I unwitingly posted joke deemed xrated.Went downstairs to talk to wife and she was changed into a frog and all my kids and grand children moved back in.I guess you have to be good or you get zapped.
Priest asks the rabbi if he ever ate pork. Rabbi replied he did once in college. He stopped for breakfast with friends and everyone ordered bacon and eggs. He admited that because of peer pressure he also had bacon.The rabbi than asked priest if he ever had sex.Priest admited that also while in...
