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    Drunk Birds

    Feb 11, 7:20 AM EST<br /><br /><br />Drunk Birds Crash Into Building's Glass <br /><br />COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- Dozens of birds, drunk from eating holly berries, crashed into the glass of an office building and died earlier this week.<br /><br />"It was like an Alfred Hitchcock movie," worker...
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    Straight from the horses mouth Houston

    Actually the deal is this....We start in Feb on 97.5...this signal is a little weak...so in April we move the new format over to 103.7 lock, stock and barrel....W&J in the morning...Jim Pruett mid day...Outlaw Dave in afternoons...new adult rock format<br /><br />-- <br />John Walton<br />Walton...
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    sneaky

    Poofed. So sorry. Content unacceptable.
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    calling SBN

    Are you cheating on iboats bad bad SBN<br /><br />Name: SBN <br />Posts: 0 <br />Position: Ensign <br />Date Registered:
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    A retired person's story

    A retired person's story Working people often ask me what I do now that I'm retired:<br />Well, the other day, I went to the store. I was only in it for about<br />five minutes. When I cam out, there was a city cop writing a parking<br />ticket. I went up to him and rudely said, "Come on, give...
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    John Kerry

    John Kerry visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes, which is in the middle of a discussion on words and their meaning.<br /><br />The teacher asks Mr. Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy".<br /><br />So, the illustrious leader asks the class for...
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    Housework philosophy

    I don't do windows, because I love birds, and don't want one to run <br />into a clean window and get hurt-I am compassionate<br /><br />I don't wax floors, because I wouldn't want a guest to slip and get <br />hurt-I am careful<br /><br />I don't mind dust bunnies,because I have named them and...
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    Good 'ol Texas

    GOOD <br /><br />A Richardson, TX policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the...
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    If Kerry is elected President:

    After listening to all the gloating in the press and seeing the liberal whiners along the inauguration route, the folks from Tex-as would probably decide to take matters into their own hands.<br /><br />To wit:<br /><br />#1: If he gets elected, let Kerry become President of the 49<br />United...
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    1986 325 BMW

    Just purchased this 1986 325 BMW first one i ever owned runs great but when i first start it up the check engine light blinks but if i tap on the brakes it goes off what could this be.
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    Fishing

    A young guy from Kentucky moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.<br />The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"<br /><br />The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Kentucky." Well, the boss liked the kid so he...
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    now here's a Boat

    Research Vessel (292’ Former NOAA OSS-32 Surveyor)
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