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    Fuel line quick disconnect

    I have a 1995/6 Force 70. The fuel line from the main 20 gal. tank comes through the battery compartment, through the primer bulb and directly to the engine fuel pump via a hole in the engine cover. While the engine was being serviced, I had them install a Mercury quick disconnect between the...
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    A Pun a day....Nah, here's ten!

    Hope that these might help lighten your day.... enjoy... (1) King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the...
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    An Excercise in Futility

    Say Cheese.....
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    New Carpeting

    After doing a search on all of the threads for replacement carpeting, I thought I'd post my question here. I own a 1995 Starcraft Starcaster 1700. The original carpeting is shot. Can anyone suggest where to have it replaced? Thanks
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    This is what "Sorry" looks like.

    This is what sorry looks like....
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    Breaking and Entering!

    Let's say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of...
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    One Foggy Night!

    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP...
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    How to tell the sex of a Chromosome?

    Pull down its genes.
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    The new Samurai

    Japan's Prime Minister was searching for someone to be the new samurai. The one who would represent all that was good of the loyal samurai. The first person to apply was from China. The Prime Minister released a fly from a wooden box and told the candidate to kill the fly with his sword...
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    Sad News

    With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his...
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    Replace 2 stroke powerhead with a 4 stroke

    I searched and could not find the answer to my question. There are many lakes that will not permit a boat with a 2 stroke engine larger than 5 or 7 horsepower. I have a 1995 Force 70. It is a three cylinder two stroke engine. Can the power head be replaced with a three cylinder four stroke...
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    I found it

    I found it.
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    The Joy of Little boys

    The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas... <br /><br />Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding): <br /><br />1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. <br /><br />2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and...
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    Open Letter to Pres. Bush

    MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO<br /><br /><br />David M. Bresnahan<br />April 1, 2006<br />NewsWithViews.com<br /><br />Dear President Bush:<br /><br />I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,<br />and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk...
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    The New Birds and Bees

    A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, ah,<br />my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see,<br />your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a<br />date<br />via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe...
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