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    What was the temp in your town today?

    OK, It's too hot to do anything else. Might as well start a thread about this dam hot weather. 102 here 2 days running
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    Behold the power of Redneck

    http://addictingclips.com/Clip.aspx?key=D343F5A11ECB0172 There ya go.
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    OOPS!

    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then...
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    Tilt / trim problem

    92 model 60hp Rude power tilt hung up on me this evening. As I was loading the boat, after I had her on the trailer, I tilted the motor up before I pulled her out of the water. After I got her out, I tried to tilt the motor back down , and, nothing. Not even any sound when I push the down...
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    Solve 3 problems at once

    1- Dig a moat from San Isidro, CA to Brownsville, TX<br /><br />2- Put all those excess and troublesome alligators from the SE in said moat and remove all border guards.<br /><br />3- Take the dirt from the moat and use it to build up the levees in New Orleans.<br /><br />Why do we always have...
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    Whadd'yall think?
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    In honor of Mother's Day

    A guy was in a supermarket when he noticed an old lady following him around. Whenever he stopped, she stopped, and she also kept staring at him. She finally overtook him just before the checkout where she turned to him and said:"I hope I haven't made you feel uncomfortable - it's just that you...
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    For the ladies

    Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman...
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    Lost my first fishing buddy

    I've been away this last two weeks. On April 30, I lost my very first fishing buddy, my beloved mother passed away at the age of 81. Although we'll miss her terribly, and our hearts ache, we are taking comfort in knowing she's suffering no more. Born and raised in the country, she loved to fish...
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    How you treat a waiter tells a lot about you

    Article <br /><br />Kinda long, but interesting.
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    Favorite Metaphors

    Over the years, I've developed an interest in regional language patterns, dialects and the like. One of the most colorful (and most of the time humorous) examples of differences in our regional dialects is the use of the metaphor. We've got a really diverse worldwide group here, and I thought it...
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    Death with dignity

    ><br />> ><br />> > > While watching the game the other night, my wife and I were discussing<br />> ><br />> ><br />> > > Life And death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in<br />> > a<br />> ><br />> > > Vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids...
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    Happy belated b'day to me!

    With all the hectic celebration activity we had yesterday, I plumb forgot to wish myself an old f@rt birthday greeting. (The memory must be going). :D :D :D
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    Kids!

    Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned<br /><br />* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.<br /><br />* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.<br /><br />* If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second<br...
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    Feeling old?

    This has probably been posted before, but I had'n seen it and it made me feel even older:<br /><br />Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. <br /><br />The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1988 . They are too...
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