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    TXS new troll picture

    Ok TXS, here is a new picture for you. I will post it when you troll.<br /><br /><br />
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    My buddy ate a two pound burger!

    The grill we ate at today has a 2 pound burger, that if you eat it in 10 minutes its free. (its 15.95 if you dont :eek: ) He had been in ther before and said that he could do it. We said that he could eat it, but not in ten minutes. Well, we were wrong! You must eat all the fries as well...
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    ***** cat problem

    The wife saw a cute little cat jump out from under the boat tarp the other day. When I checked it, I saw some bird feathers on the floor, and a nasty odor coming from within the boat somewhere. I looked and couldnt find the cause of the offending odor. Well, when I got home from the lake today...
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    A "look quick " joke

    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the<br />bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"<br />She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I...
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    going out today (update)

    Well, the wifes at her mothers with the kids, and I took the day off, so off to the lake I go. Its gonna be 47 degrees today, but the wind is going to be around 15 mph. That means itll be rough on the water, but I cant stand it anymore! The boat has been calling my name for some time now, so I...
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    What I made, what is it?

    Here is something that I made from leather for a friend of mine. Tell me what it is, and what it is used for. Stan-deezy cannot play. (hint hint)<br /><br /><br />
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    Bad bad bad joke(clean though)

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.<br />"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."<br />Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is...
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    who do you look like?

    Upload your photo and it tells you who you lool like.You have to register(of course) but it is free. I had one picture that it said I looked like Charles Bronson, a stretch Ill admit, but I could see it. I had another that said I looked like Anna Cornacova.(sp?) If that was true, well, I could...
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    Hailing reel poor / other Alabamans

    We are going to head to Gulf shores sometime in May, and I would like to know of some good fishing(from the shore) good resturaunts, (family friendly,and MUST serve fried oysters :D ) stuff to do, places to stay. (around 75-100 bucks a night)I will have the wife and my two daughters with me...
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    Im really gonna be in trouble w/LF

    As I was researching some vacation info for Alabama, I came across this description of a particular fish:<br /><br /><br />"Ladyfish - (Skipjack, Ten-pounder) - Many a young angler recalls their first great fishing thrill caused by the tail-walking antics of the ladyfish!"<br /><br /><br />Tail...
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    Heycods and Ladyfish go fishin'

    Heycods and Ladyfish decide to go up north to have an ice fishing contest. They go out the first day, and heycods comes back with 10 fish, and ladyfish comes back with none. So ladyfish calls JB and asks him if he has any advice. He says that heycods is more than likely cheating, and to not...
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    Monday bonde joke

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.<br /> Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.<br /> In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to<br /> purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they...
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    Any bullet casters out there?(update with pics!)

    I am expecting my minnie ball mold for my 50 cal black powder rifle any minute now. I cant wait to mold a few bullets. I have a small amount of pure lead that I am going to use for the minnie balls, and about three to four hundred pound of wheel weights that I plan on using for .357 and for...
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    Look who stole double E's boat!

    <br /><br /><br /> :D :D :D :p
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    Hailing a chevy mechanic

    I have an 87 chevy suburban, it is showing an EGR valve trouble code.(it comes and goes) My question is this: is there a chance that I could get away with cleaning the carbon and gunk out of it rather than replacing it?. It has a 350 with TBI, 2wheel drive, air conditioning, 1/2 ton model with...
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    Cattle rustlin'

    Here in my part of the world, we have had some folks stealing cattle. Not one or two but sometimes 25 or 30 at a time! They cut the fence and pull in a truck and trailer and just load em up. Crazy thing is the farmers are almost always at home when they do it! They just pull in the middle of the...
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    How to cook eggs

    A wife was making fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, he burst into the<br /> kitchen and started screaming: Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more<br /> butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!<br /> <br /> Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my...
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    northern folks funny

    Thought I would pass this along.I have no knowledge of how anyone from either of these states act, but Im sure that those of you that do will find it funny.(its funny regardless) And you can feel free to change the states to whatever suits your location.<br /><br />Two men were driving through...
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    We the people (c&p)

    How could anyone not agree with this?<br /><br /><br />"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to...
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    famous movie lines

    Lets play off of dot pony dots :D name that song.<br /> <br />What movie is this line from?<br /><br />"Hey Chavez how come they aint killed us yet?"<br /><br />"Cause were in the spirit world arse hole they cant see us!"
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