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    Correct length of shifter cables

    As the name implies I have a 89 model Mako 240 25ft in length. Can anyone tell me the correct length of the shifter cabes for this boat. I know I can take them off and measure them(been there and done that)but that dosen't mean these are the correct length. This shifter is harder than normal to...
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    Email Error {C&P}

    EMAIL ERROR:<br />><br />> A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to<br />Florida for a long weekend to<br />> thaw out during one particularly icy winter.<br />They planned to stay at the<br />> very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon<br />20 years ago. Because both<br...
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    Hey Nuemanns

    I will be in St. Paul from the 13th-19th, think you could do me a favor and kick the heat up a bit. This will be the furtherest north I have ever been and I can assure you it will probably the coldest weather I have been in!!! :eek: :eek: :D :D :D <br /><br />Taz
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    Filling Station {Xmas Story}

    The Filling Station <br /> <br />The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. He had no decorations, no tree, no lights. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to...
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    Southern Women

    Subject: SOUTHERN WOMEN<br />><br />> Sugah, I just HAD to send this to you...<br />> Southern women know bad manners when they see them:<br />> Drinking straight out of a can.<br />> Not sending thank you notes.<br />> Velvet after February.<br />> White shoes before Easter or after Labor...
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    Bubba Claus Is Coming To Town

    Bubba Claus Is Coming To Town!<br />> ><br />> > A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated....Please read the<br />> > following carefully.......<br />> ><br />> > I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be<br />> > able to serve Southern United States on...
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    Husband Store {JOKE}

    >THE HUSBAND STORE <br />>Husband Shopping Center has opened where <br />>a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men. It is laid out in <br />>five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper <br />>ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you arrive...
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    Be Nice To Your Nurse

    A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He<br />> was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like<br />> he did his staff.<br />> <br />> None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The<br />> head nurse was the only one...
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    Redneck Night Before Christmas

    On the evenin' 'fore Christmas, in our mobile house <br /><br />>Nothing was movin' (I had blasted the mouse). <br /><br />>We couldn't hang stockings in our trailer home here, <br /><br />>'Cause we don't wear socks the rest of the year. <br /><br />> <br /><br />>The rug-rats wuz out could in...
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    Area Code {Scam Info}

    809 Area Code <br /><br />We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said "Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. Have something important to tell you." Then she repeated a phone number beginning with 809. We didn't respond. Then this...
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    Very Funny

    Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....<br /><br />I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a...
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    Mind Game

    2% or 98% <br /><br /> This is strange...can you figure it out? <br /><br /> Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? <br /><br /> Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! <br /><br />* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. <br /><br />* There's no trick or...
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    Another Friday Funny

    A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."<br />The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"<br />The little girl said, "I don't know...
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    Something to Think About

    It is the VETERAN, not the preacher,<br />> who has given us freedom of religion.<br />><br />> It is the VETERAN, not the reporter,<br />> who has given us freedom of the press.<br />><br />> It is the VETERAN, not the poet,<br />> who has given us freedom of speech.<br />><br />>...
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    Happy Halloween {JOKE}

    There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. <br />> The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. <br />> When she walked out of the room her husband...
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    What's The Difference{JOKE}

    A guy runs a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.<br />Cop says, "License and registration, please."<br />Guy says, "What for?"<br />Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."<br />Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."<br />Cop says, "You still didn't come...
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    A Few Short Jokes

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash <br />> his <br />> <br />> sweatshirt. <br />> <br />> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted <br />> to <br />> <br />> me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" <br />> <br />> "It depends," I replied. "What...
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    Why Men Lie

    One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch off a tree <br />above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, <br />the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The <br />woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into the water, <br />and he needed the axe to make his...
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    Brain Cells and Alcohol {JOKE}

    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the <br />Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: <br />"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can <br />only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones...
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    JOKE

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. <br />She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. <br /><br />She immediately moved to another seat. <br /><br />This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. <br /><br />The man seemed more amused. <br /><br />When on the...
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