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    Great airline commercial...

    This is funny. Don't do like I did the first time and stop it before it ends... ;) <br /><br /><br />www.dailyfoo.com/?i=3018
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    Let's put one in every terrorists garage

    http://members.cox.net/jaygelnett/GermanEngineering-ArabTechnology.wmv
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    Karma at work??

    I am a true believer in "what comes around, goes around".<br /><br />A month or so ago I told everyone about my being busted (wrongly) for "poaching" by a overzealous F&G officer. Well since that time, he has been promoted to LT.<br /><br />Here's where the Karma kicks in...<br /><br...
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    South Central LA math exam

    Name:_______________________________<br /><br />Gang:_______________________________<br /><br />1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?<br /><br...
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    physical pain

    Saw on the news last night the new ways doctors are treating war wounds at Walter Reed Hospital. Instead of just giving massive doses of morphine, they are actually targeting specific nerves near the wound to quell the pain. Pretty interesting I thought.<br /><br />What is the worst physical...
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    To get to the other side??

    Chicken Ticketed for Crossing the Road <br /><br />RIDGECREST, Calif. (AP) -- Linc and Helena Moore may have finally learned the answer to that age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken doesn't know jaywalking is illegal.<br /><br />Kern County Sheriff's Deputy J...
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    Hailing Elops Saurus

    Just wanted to see if you knew your scientific name. Have you ever caught one??
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    Remember these guys??

    We have a guy here at the office that pulls the shades every time the sun comes out. I called him one of these and he didn't have a clue as to what I was talking about. Do you remember what they were called??<br /><br />
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    Desperate to beat the breathalyzer??

    I'd eat my hat before I tried this...<br /><br />
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    So, did you hear about the Cookie Monster?

    Was watching the news last night and it seems that Sesame Street is going to limit the intake of cookies to the Cookie Monster. They are going to have him eat more healthy foods in order to teach kids proper eating habits. He will still be able to have a cookie now and then though.<br /><br...
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    It's supposed to be "Have It Your Way!!!!"

    Talk about a waste of cell phone minutes. This is an actual 911 call...<br /><br /> http://switchboard.real.com/player/email.html?PV=6.0.12&&title=bkcomplaint&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.morningbuzz.com%2Fclips%2Fbkcomplaint.mp3 <br /><br /> :confused: :confused:
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    Duplicate post...sorry

    Removed as Spinner already posted this joke...
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    His day isn't starting too well...

    Ahhh, the awful price some men pay...<br /><br />
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    leach field woes

    Had the tank pumped today on our every two year schedule. The operator said that I had about 600 gallons of water come back to the tank from the field. They want to come in in a couple weeks and fracture the field for $1200 as opposed to replacing the field for $10,000. <br /><br />We knew...
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    Demotivators

    I know these have been around for awhile, but I just love them. Here is one of my favorites...<br /><br /><br />
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    Carpy and Aspeck go moose hunting

    Carphunter and Aspeck got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six.<br /><br />As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.<br /><br />The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us...
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    Hu's in China???

    A new twist on an old favorite...<br /><br />Conversation between the President and Secretary of State...<br /><br />George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? <br /><br />Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. <br /><br />George: Great. Lay it on me. <br /><br...
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    Roadkill for dinner tonight

    Driving into work this morning and I see a flock of turkeys standing on the snowbank getting ready to cross the road. I put on my blinker and pull over to watch them. They walk in front of my truck and as I am watching them a car zooms by on my left and takes out one of them. The car pulls...
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    Carpy...SC beat Kentucky!!!

    How bout those Gamecocks :D
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    Is this normal in Texas????

    Another one removed from the gene pool :rolleyes: <br /><br /><br /> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6947896/
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