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    Christmas Joke

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it...
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    ITS A BOY

    Congratulations!8)
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ......................

    LADYFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />21? 29? There's a clue there somewhere.<br /><br />Have a great day babe.<br />I love you.
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    Blonde Public Servants

    Two blondes were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.<br /><br />They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one...
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    Gelcoat Repair Kits

    Has anybody had any experience with those gelcoat repair kits they sell at Boater's World? If so, are they easy to use, worth the money and effort?<br /><br />LF & I found an oyster reef Sat. and put a few gouges in the bottom of the hull near the vee. Nothing major, just looks like cr*p. Every...
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    Car Signs

    Two ladies of the evening were riding around town<br />with a sign on top of their car which said:<br /><br />"Two Prost*tes -- $50.00." <br /><br />A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.<br /><br />Just at that time...
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    Inner Strength

    If you can start the day without caffeine, <br /><br />If you can get going without pep pills, <br /><br />If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, <br /><br />If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, <br /><br />If you can eat the same food every day...
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    Friday Funnies

    -------------------------------------------------<br />BLONDE VISION<br /><br />A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. <br /><br />"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. <br /><br />She hurried home and dyed her...
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    Listen to the whole story

    Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.<br /><br />Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his...
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    Good Morning Ladyfish

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Apology To Mod 1

    I wasn't trying to break any rules or get a way with anything. I cleaned my garage and found a repair manual for a truck I no longer own. Rather than throw it away I thought I'd give it to whomever might be able to use it. Didn't want to sell it and since it was for a truck not a boat I didn't...
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    Anybody Want A Chilton

    You know the rules. ;)
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    150 Johnson, Too Much Water Pressure

    2002 Johnson 150, 270 hours, Had the impellar changed last month. Water pressure guage used to read 5-10 at idle and 20 - 30 when running. Now it reads 10 -15 at idle and on the peg, 30+, when running, strong pee stream. Ran around fishing all day with no other obvious problems. After running...
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    Snoring

    The high school coaches in Boise, Idaho went to a coaches' retreat. To save money they had to room together. <br /><br />No one wanted to room with Coach Darryl because he snored so bad. They decide it's not fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, <br />so they vote to take turns...
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    Calling Nate

    I sent you an email Sat. but we are having problems with our email so I'm not sure if you got it. email me at work: rodney.shaut@co.galveston.tx.us
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    UPPER MANAGEMNENT!!!!!

    A native American walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other, and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, chief, coming right up." He gets the native American a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee in one gulp, he turns and...
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    Can't Find Thread

    A few months ago there was a thread about tachs or rpms or props tat included a picture & link to a small round tach which could be used for testing motors. It sold for like $50 or $60 and was less than 3" in dia. I have searched everything I could think of and can't find the thread. Does anyone...
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    Good & Bad News

    The Good News: MIL (the original blonde) is coming for a 2 week visit.<br /><br />The Bad News: The honey-do list now has a due date.
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    LF & Her Sisters

    LF's baby sister in New York walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Budweiser. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she orders three more and drinks them just the same way. <br /><br />The bartender can't help but notice, and...
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    Different View

    I know I get sick of the stuff I hear on the evening news so I thought y'all might like a different view of Iraq. <br /> http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/05/breaking2453389.0680555557.html
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