5 Rules for Men

Holdimhook

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>> FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO ACHIEVE A HAPPY LIFE:<br />> >><br />> >> 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at<br />> >> home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.<br />> >><br />> >> 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.<br />> >><br />> >> 3. It's important to have a woman who you can<br />> >> trust and who doesn't lie to you.<br />> >><br />> >> 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in<br />> >> bed and who likes to be with you.<br />> >><br />> >> 5. It's very, very important that these four women<br />> >> don't know each other.
 

Twidget

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Re: 5 Rules for Men

Dang, you got me in trouble. I was laughing and the better half came in to see what was so funny. :)
 

fireship1

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Re: 5 Rules for Men

Well, I consider myself lucky.....I have all of these things.....And all of them are solely provided by one woman. :)
 

LadyFish

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Re: 5 Rules for Men

LOLOLOL Cute. ;) <br /><br />Mr. LF told someone the other night "I have a boat and I have a wife, and they both work, life is good!" :D
 

stan_deezy

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Re: 5 Rules for Men

:D :D :D <br /><br />Twidget: we can swap ER experiences :( <br /><br />Fireship1: your missus is reading your output, we know ;) <br /><br />LF: my boat works sometimes with jump leads but Ms Deezy just jiggles a bit when I try the same thing. What should I do :confused:
 

Holdimhook

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Re: 5 Rules for Men

LOL at all of you. Luckily, I'm like Fireship. Mrs. Holdimhook has all those attributes rolled up into one pretty package ( Hope she reads this one). :)
 

KRS

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Re: 5 Rules for Men

hehehe, I read that last sentence and spit out my drink... that's funny right there.
 
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